Wednesday, April 4, 2018

The Art of Voyeurism

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Words from your favorite author on how to conduct yourself at a Swing party as a voyeur (watcher)...

1. Shut the fuck up (first and foremost)

2. Give the playmates 3 feet

3. If the playroom gets too crowded, watch from the door to make room for the threesome, foursome, fivesome, sixsome, etc.

4. Don’t jump in the session by putting your dick in the face of the chick, hoping for her to suck you off (that's corny and disrespectful to her and the guy she's playing with)

5. And last but not least…
…keep your hands to yourself, or you will pay child support

Peace and Afro Grease @

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