What’s woody woody, grasshoppers?
I’m finna keep this short because I’m sick and tired of seeing and hearing about this nonsense on the news
For all of you living under the rock for the past two weeks, Miami Dolphins football player Richie Incognito punked the shit outta teammate Jonathan Martin by allegedly hazing him…Richie Rich made Johnny boy cough up 15 racks for dinner and left threatening messages on his Twitter
You also have house niggas on the Miami Dolphins saying Richie Incognito, a white man, is an honorary Black man because of his swag, while not relating to Jonathan Martin, a man of mixed heritage, whose family is pretty much affluent in California
I’m giving you the cliff note version, but that’s basically the story
To the house niggas on the Dolphins squad: Swag doesn’t make you Black, dumbasses
...in the immortal words of comedian Paul Mooney, “Everybody wants to be a nigga, but nobody wants to be a nigga”
I’m not gonna spend too much time on the foolish thinking from the negro Dolphins for saying white folks are Black because they know how to string together a few slang words that they got from random rap songs
The Black culture is too rich for the stereotypical dumb shit
On another note, J Martin should’ve rocked the shit outta Incognito…there’s one thing to let a prank slide, but there’s another when a man threatens you as a person…all J Martin needed to do was give Incognito a cherry water (bloody mouth) and that would’ve been the end of it
But this cat made it a big deal by leaving the team, and now you got all this madness about locker room bullying on the news
How the fuck do you bully a grown ass man???
I’m a young cat, but I grew up with old school ways…even my mama told me to throw up my dick beaters if someone put hands on me…Incognito is fucked up for punking J Martin and calling the man out his name, but on the flip side, J Martin should’ve squared up and knocked the shit outta duke, or at least tell him to chill the fuck out if he didn't
You should take every chance to legally knock the shit outta someone especially since I’m sure the Dolphins would’ve let J Martin handle his business behind closed doors if he felt threatened
Headz gotta remember that bullies are punks on the low…
…and that’s evident considering Incognito was bullied growing up
Incognito said him and J Martin were homies, but with a friend like that, who needs enemies?
The news said there were a racial element involved, but I think the bullying part is more important than the supposed racial tendencies between Incognito and J Martin
Anyway, I’m about to be out and stay incognito for the week…pun intended
Peace and Afro Grease
Nah’Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com
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