Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Facebook Shut Me Down!!!


Facebook done shut down my Nah'Sun personal page...ain't that a bitch

Aaaaah, of a few road blocks of worries...I got back up, shawtaaaaaaaay

They tum'bout they disabled my account because Nah'Sun ain't my real name and people need to know who they're connected with


Everybody on my friend's list knew who I was...LOL


In an effort to cut out the political bullshit, I'm gonna shut down the Nah'Sun personal page once I get my shit back since I JUST created a FAN PAGE
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Aight, ya'll...I'm out


Wednesday, June 20, 2012

The Virgin Who Slept with a Million Women

Fashionably Grimey

Abracadabra, grasshoppers

As you may know, I travel on the regular and get my party animal on between writing books and blogging…it’s therapy for the mind…kinda like washing away your sins...kinda


Last Saturday I got it in on a party bus to Connecticut with the birthday folks; DJ Supa Dave of NYC and Triscia aka TC of Da Gems…I heard they needed more guys for the trip...I took one for the team and paid for my FIRST party bus ride


I think I'd inadvertently changed my whole swag by rockin' overalls JUST FOR THE TRIP…yep, I ordered some baggy overalls and copped a pair of Timberlands on the strength of the bus ride

In the immortal words of a phrase that I sometimes hate hearing from people, “Don’t judge me.”

Fuck that, JUDGE ME…LOL 

Dressing casual is not my know how I do...I gets suited and booted...I figured I'll do something different and go Wild Wild West on ninjas

Speaking of the bus ride needing more guys, the ratio between women and men was BANANAS…no sausage fest on this trip…YES!!!...ya boy was like a kid in a candy store with a serious sweet tooth

Out of 33 party heads who went, 9 were dudes and 3 of them were wifed up

That’s a first because dudes usually go crazy when they find out chicks are ridin' out on a trip…then again, dudes act cheap nowadays…so I’m not surprised

That left guys like me with the beauty of handling more than I can hold…I love those odds, don’t you?

A lot of dudes I know NOW wanna hit up next year's trip after I told them the ratio...funny hate runs my blood...spreading the love is what I do

As I think about it, I don’t think the women cared about the number of guys on the bus...they still GOT IT IN…with the liquor flowing and the booty music pumpin from the speakers, the ratio didn’t matter

The shorties still got buck

I won’t even talk about the infamous stripper'll just have to come to the next trip and see for yourself

I have flicks raunchier than this…I’ll keep those joints to myself…what happens on the party bus, STAYS on the party bus

You gotta come through next year for the party bus/pool's gonna be poppin', baby pa

And fellas, the women were on stuck up attitudes either…if you play your cards right, you’ll have a good time…no reason to act thirsty in a bus full of women who just wanna let their hair loose and relax

Me and a honeydip on the trip

Okay, I digress a bit

We left NYC from Abellas @ 2pm and got to the seafood spot in Connecticut @ around 6:30pm…the all-you-can-eat buffet came with the party bus package…I’m not good at all-you-can-eat joints…I’m a one plate type of dude

More power to the people who took advantage of endless meals with 3 trips or more to the buffet...better them than me

It’s funny how the cooks grabbed live lobsters and threw them in hot water before cooking them…they even rubber banded their claws as they served them

I really don’t eat lobster…I took a bite of the core and called it a day…I opted for chicken fingers, home fries, and chocolate cake instead…that dish was good enough for the champ

To keep it oh so real with you, I didn’t go on the trip to eat…the desire to get away and experience partying on a bus drove me to bring out my wild side for the night

Anyway, the restaurant had animals and shit playing in the barn beside it…I don’t know what kinda animals they were…they looked like baby camels or some shit

I thought one of them was gonna hop the fence and start chasing my Black ass around the joint

After we got our eat on, we headed to the Foxwoods Casino

The casino spot was the final stop before heading back to NYC…I took a cat nap on the bus and walked off the food around the casino to keep myself energized for the ride home… everyone caught the itis on the trip to the casino EXCEPT for one guy

I couldn’t understand how Shaqwan (one of the partygoers) possessed so much damn energy to clown around after eating

Dude cracked jokes and damn near danced his way on the bus to the casino…I gotta try whatever Ginseng he’s taking because I was knocked the fuck out during the ride

We got to the spot at around 10:00pm with only an hour and 30 minutes to play the machines

Me personally, I hardly gamble

I pretty much strolled around the casino watching other people bet their dreams away in slots…Shopping was an option, but their retail section sucked…Calling four stores a "retail area" is a slap in the face...I pretty killed time by charging my phone and chopping it up with Janae (one of the partygoers)

She didn’t gamble on the machines as well

I gave in by playing “the penny machines” before we bounced…there's nothing to speak of because I didn’t win shit…the machine basically ate up my 5 dollars


Some people on the trip had won…screw them…LOL

Aight, ya’ll…that’s the trip in a nutshell…of course this is just the PG-13 version…the bus ride was more WILD than I’m letting loose, no pun intended

Once again…what happens on the party bus, STAYS on the party bus




You'll leave with a Colgate Smile

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

If it Ain't Thick...It Ain't Right

Me and founder of Curves...Larry Love
It’s been a long time…since I left you…without a dope blog to step to

I’m half way done with Thick in the Nick of Time…aka THICK 2…the book is taking my time away from blogging…now I’m back better than ever

Last Saturday I hit up a hotel party @ the Meadowlands with the good folks at Curves BBW (Big Beautiful Women for the slow muh’fuckas)…that was after I got lost taking the New Jersey transit…FUCK!

I took the NJ transit from NY Penn Station to transfer for the train to Kingsland at Secaucus…to make a long re-routing short, I hopped on the wrong train with a buncha soccer fiends heading toward MetLife Stadium to watch Brazil vs. Argentina


The conductor helped a brother out by taking me back to Secaucus free of charge…I had to wait for an hour until the next train arrived

I didn’t see any Brazilian dimes on the train to the Meadowlands…the conductors told me they saw a few…I guess I gotta hit up Brazil and see for myself

Aaaaaah yes…Carnival @ Rio De Janiero…I gotta step up my Portugese so I won’t be a fish outta water if I do hit that up

I finally got to the hotel after walking 20 minutes from the Kingsland stop…I probably lost 10 pounds in the process…that walk ain’t no hoe…but hey, I loved the exercise amidst sweating like after-sex


The pool party was cool…got the chance to politic with DJ Ricky Rick and Larry Love

Ricky Rick and I chopped it up about how Cubans felt about Fidel Castro (Rick's Cuban American)…I don’t have knowledge about Castro’s reign in “Coo-ba”…that’s why I love hearing different points of views about the country

What’s funny is that I get conflicting views about Castro…Cuban Americans generally don’t like Castro while Latinos outside of “Coo-ba” favor him for the most part…I think that’s an interesting dynamic

Okay, enough with the socio-politics…the pool water was cold as hell, and I bounced before it rained…I did get my drink on, though…heh heh

Taking a quick nap after the pool party energized me for the Lual party


I got up around 11pm to shower, got suited and booted, and hit up the party…I purposely rested through the Heat/Celtics game…I didn’t wanna watch Boston lose…they should’ve never taken Game 6 for granted by not crushing the Heat at the Garden when given the chance…Oh well, shit happens

Speaking of crushed, I’m sure Pacquiao feels like shit after the judges robbed him without a gun and fucked him without Vaseline…I don’t like Pac-roids, but dude clearly WON the fuckin’ fight against Bradley

I think the fight was fixed like a car outta the mechanic shop…um, I take that back…a lot of mechanics don’t know what the hell they’re doing

Anyway, you get the point

Ricky Rick, Evon, and Larry did a good job by showing the fight on the projector screen in the ballroom while blending the music and the sounds from the tube together…after the fight, I danced a bit and got my two-step on

I also caught up with some head olds and met some newbies

Mari, Me, and Madinah
Not a lot of people booked rooms @ the hotel that night…I think I was one of the few who did…trains from New Jersey to NYC don’t run after a certain time…and since the party had ended around 2am (Jersey sucks for that), I booked a room

Eh, no biggie…I read a book to keep myself company in the hotel lobby before hitting the sack with Law and Order on TNT serving as background noise…that show has become an unofficial ritual for me to fall out to whenever I call it a night on road trips

And no, I didn’t bring a woman back to the room to fuck…it wasn’t that type of party…at least for me

Anyway…I had fun…chopped it up with some newbies as well as catching up with a few of my readers…shouts out to Gi Gi, Karen and Deborah aka Lucy


Nah’Sun the Great