Sunday, April 22, 2018

Top 10 Things That Swinger Newbies Should Know

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Words from your favorite author...

1. Sex is NOT guaranteed because you donated to get in the party/event

2. Don't jump in someone's play session without asking

3. It's cool to drink, but don't get drunk

4. Bluffing isn't attractive

If you don't wanna play with someone, let THAT be known in a courteous way

5. Understand couple's rules before you approach one of them, or both partners

6. Do research on the group that's hosting the party, and know HOW they run their functions so you can know what to expect (and what NOT to expect)

7. Don't take it personal if someone doesn't wanna play with you

8. Everybody are paying attention to how you move in social media groups and @ the parties to see if they wanna play with you

9. Take a "maybe" or "later" as a "no"

Let them come to YOU after the initial approach if they really wanna play

10. Leave your drama @ home

Nobody wanna hear or see your bullshit

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Top 10 Things You SHOULD Do as a Swinger Newbie

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

This is the flip side to the last blog

Words from your favorite author...

1. Post videos of you fuckin in swing groups so headz can see what you're workin' with

Granted that you have permission from the other person or people to post them

2. Fuck the dog shit outta a chick @ a party

I got more pussy when chicks saw me put in work than any inbox message that was sent


3. Go to parties with a friend or two

Especially for women who need to be more comfortable and secure @ parties in case something goes wrong

4. Approach the man of a couple if you're a male, and the woman if you're a female, if you want a one-on-one with their significant other

That's the universal etiquette even though each couple has their own rules

5. Stay out the inbox

Just because you got rhythm thru text doesn't mean that'll translate well when ya'll see each other for the first time

Nobody wants their time wasted

6. Go to meet and greets more often

85 percent of communication is body language

See point 5 as a reference

7. If you come to a party with someone, leave with that same person (and check on them periodically)

8. Flirt @ a party to test the waters if you're afraid of rejection

9. Bring a bottle that costs more than 20 bucks

Or buy some shit that you think nobody has heard of if you're on a budget (cheat code)

10. Bring a date

Dudes who come solo always have the audacity to complain about sausage parties when they don't even bring their side chicks

Social media groups are a great place to meet and link up with someone of interest if you REALLY want to experience the Swinger lifestyle

It's better to come with a companion to get a better feel of the game instead as a single

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @

Monday, April 16, 2018

Mistakes that are Made at Swing Parties

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Words from your favorite authors...

1. Touching before asking

2. Too much talking and loitering in playrooms

Big difference between voyeuring and taking up space

3. Not giving those who are playing 3 feet while voyeuring

4. Thinking that everybody @ the party wanna fuck

5. Expecting to fuck

6. Not reading body language

Short answers, no eye contact, and "mm hmm" as a response to damn near every question you ask should let you know NOTHING is going down

7. Unnecessary persistence (see point above)

8. Talking too damn much

Nobody wants a Chatty Patty

9. Drinking and smoking to the point where your dick can't get hard

Gatorade and H20 are a man's best friend

10. Complaining that nobody's fucking or dressing down, and being too pushy about it

A wise man once said...

"Be easy"

BONUS - Not understanding that all variations of a "no" means "no"

Be on the safe side by falling back even when you think the person saying they don't wanna play is frontin'

Aight, I'm Audi 5 stacks

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @

Thursday, April 12, 2018

Signs That Show You're Thirsty

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Some thoughts to save you from embarrassment and a reputation that's the opposite of greatness

Words from your favorite author...

1. Carrying on a conversation in the inbox when the person isn't replying, regardless that they'd "seen" your messages

2. Posting thirst trap pics and calling headz "thirsty" for inboxing you because of them

3. Persistence after a "no" or "maybe"

4. Following someone around the party on some Sonic and Tails shit

5. Acting like a vulture by jumping in someone else's play session when you weren't invited

MAJOR guy code violation, mayne

6. Touching without asking (don't get slapped)

7. Talking too much without getting a response

8. Calling someone thru Facebook instead of getting their math directly from them

9. Convincing someone to play with you

Bentley doesn't convince headz to buy their cars... you should do the same when it comes to playing

10. Paying for sex @ a Lifestyle function

You should get pimp slapped with baby powder for trickin' when you don't have to

Aight, I'm Audi 5 stacks

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

"Am I My Brother’s Keeper?"

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

I wanna hit you off with the 10 Guy Code Commandments in the Swinger Lifestyle

These rules apply to the Vanilla (non-Lifestyle) world as well

1. Thou shall not throw shade on another man's name to get pussy

2. Thou shall not jump in your fellow man's play session unless he invites you

So don't ask

3. Thou shall not take screenshots of a chick in a group without her knowing it, and post it in another group to ridicule

4. Thou shall not get mad because a dude is fuckin' the shit outta your chick @ a party with your permission

5. Thou shall not dry snitch on your fellow man to his woman for creeping

That's what her girlfriends are for

6. Thou shall not fuck a drunk chick who's doesn't know if she's coming or going

That's technically rape

7. Thou shall not take a shower with a man @ a party after a session if you call yourself straight

8. Thou shall not disagree with your fellow man to get pussy when he's debating with a woman as you know she's full of shit

9. Thou shall not talk shit about a chick after you willingly fucked her

Once you lay down with her, you made her your equal

10. Thou shall not throw shade @ a chick because she doesn't wanna play with you

Keep it player and move on

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @

Thursday, April 5, 2018

SURE SHOT! CoCo Brown and the Phat Cat Players - Sundress

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

I wanna give you a blast from the past by the way of some smooth player shit...something that young bucks nowadays need to take heed to...some good game to appreciate the beauty of a woman

Click here to check out the classic spoken word piece of classic jazz and soul singing from CoCo Brown and the Phat Cat Players


Peace and Afro Grease 

Nah'Sun the Great @

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

The Art of Voyeurism

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Words from your favorite author on how to conduct yourself at a Swing party as a voyeur (watcher)...

1. Shut the fuck up (first and foremost)

2. Give the playmates 3 feet

3. If the playroom gets too crowded, watch from the door to make room for the threesome, foursome, fivesome, sixsome, etc.

4. Don’t jump in the session by putting your dick in the face of the chick, hoping for her to suck you off (that's corny and disrespectful to her and the guy she's playing with)

5. And last but not least…
…keep your hands to yourself, or you will pay child support

Peace and Afro Grease @

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Survival Guide for Newbies @ Swing Parties

Some words from your favorite author

This goes for veterans in a new environment as well

1. Expect little and hope for more

Just go with the flow and play things by sight

2. The natives won't initially fuck with you (especially if you're the new guy)

You might come across a chick or two who wants new dick, but women @ LS parties are generally more comfortable with guys they're familiar with

3. Make sure you know someone who could vouch for you

Sexual politics is real @ some of these functions...
...and if you're a dude who knows a chick or guy who got some sort of influence, you'll get your dick wet 9 out of 10 times with no problems

4. Don't lean on the admins and group owner(s) to introduce you to people

Even though they're technically the hosts, many of them think it's not their job to work your mouthpiece for you

5. Have a Plan B on deck

Back-up sex prevents blue balls and frustration

BONUS - Blend with the natives

Every region has their own swag, which means the natives might think you're a weirdo if you stand out too much

Your reputation gotta precede itself in order for you to be different and normal @ the same time in a new environment

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @

Monday, April 2, 2018

Sneak Preview from You, Me, Us, Them – Fours a Crowd

Once Missi loosened her grip, Dee Cee commanded Niccolo to, "Put your dick in the hole. I got a trick for you."
Dee Cee catwalked to the other side of the partition as Niccolo took his time sliding himself through the hole.
Every man took a chance with the glory hole. They didn't know who was on the other side sucking them off. The risk reward was the thrill. The thrill of not knowing who serviced them on the other side as long as the blow job was A-1.
Niccolo felt the tip of a tongue feathering the slit of his helmet. He jumped from the tickling. Feeling himself grow from hugs and kisses of the mouth.
Dee Cee used no hands. Her tongue massaged every vein of his dilsnick. She serviced him like a vacuum with the twist of a car wash. Tongue-washing and rinsing him off with lines of spit slurped in her mouth.
She dried him off the more she sucked with no hands. Then Missi joined in. She knelt next to Dee Cee and sucked his balls while his dick was occupied.
Niccolo didn't know what had hit him.
"Ooooooooh." His toes curled. His eyes rolled in the back of his head. He shivered from the linguistic gymnastics of the dynamic duo.
Nikki looked on in wonder. Unsure of what to do. Debating to join. Figuring out her place in the debauchery.
Watching her girlfriends bless Niccolo with the head of life pushed her to break the ice. She maneuvered between Nikki and Dee Cee and gently grabbed him. She licked the shaft. Slowly. Carefully. Finding her rhythm until she got the hang of sharing him with Dee Cee.
She licked the right of the shaft. Dee Cee worked the left. They shared the stick like the last of a rainbow popsicle while Missi juggled his nuts in her mouth like a magician.
They rotated in a three-woman weave. Playing musical chairs between the bat and balls. They turned him out. Then inside out. And later floated him to the highest degree where he died living.
Heaven on earth.
The women sloppily kissed each other between the oral ménage. Pops from their lips smacked across the room. Dee Cee sucked a ball sack while Missi slurped the other as Nikki jerked him orally.
Teamwork's the dream work...
...and that did him in.
They felt him enlarging and pulsating as pre-cum leaked from the tip. They stopped lip locking and huddled around him. Missi jerked him off until he rattled out cum. And he came. He came a lot. He splashed their faces as they excitedly shared him.
Lip gloss had nothing on him.
Niccolo took three steps back to catch his breath. He shook his dick to leak the last of the nut. Still erect. Still amped to go. The three amigas possessed his soul to the point where he wanted round 2.
He skipped to the other side of the partition ass naked and saw the women stripped down to their birthday suits. They were ready after wiping their faces free of cum with a towel. He grabbed the waist of the closest fox standing in front of him.
That fox was Dee Cee.

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