Monday, April 16, 2018

Mistakes that are Made at Swing Parties

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Words from your favorite authors...

1. Touching before asking

2. Too much talking and loitering in playrooms

Big difference between voyeuring and taking up space

3. Not giving those who are playing 3 feet while voyeuring

4. Thinking that everybody @ the party wanna fuck

5. Expecting to fuck

6. Not reading body language

Short answers, no eye contact, and "mm hmm" as a response to damn near every question you ask should let you know NOTHING is going down

7. Unnecessary persistence (see point above)

8. Talking too damn much

Nobody wants a Chatty Patty

9. Drinking and smoking to the point where your dick can't get hard

Gatorade and H20 are a man's best friend

10. Complaining that nobody's fucking or dressing down, and being too pushy about it

A wise man once said...

"Be easy"

BONUS - Not understanding that all variations of a "no" means "no"

Be on the safe side by falling back even when you think the person saying they don't wanna play is frontin'

Aight, I'm Audi 5 stacks

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @

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