Thursday, April 12, 2018

Signs That Show You're Thirsty

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Some thoughts to save you from embarrassment and a reputation that's the opposite of greatness

Words from your favorite author...

1. Carrying on a conversation in the inbox when the person isn't replying, regardless that they'd "seen" your messages

2. Posting thirst trap pics and calling headz "thirsty" for inboxing you because of them

3. Persistence after a "no" or "maybe"

4. Following someone around the party on some Sonic and Tails shit

5. Acting like a vulture by jumping in someone else's play session when you weren't invited

MAJOR guy code violation, mayne

6. Touching without asking (don't get slapped)

7. Talking too much without getting a response

8. Calling someone thru Facebook instead of getting their math directly from them

9. Convincing someone to play with you

Bentley doesn't convince headz to buy their cars... you should do the same when it comes to playing

10. Paying for sex @ a Lifestyle function

You should get pimp slapped with baby powder for trickin' when you don't have to

Aight, I'm Audi 5 stacks

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @

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