Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Scandal Hates Black Women

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers?

Before I go on vacation, I wanna touch on a popular show…SCANDAL!...yep, the show that got Black women under hypnosis on Thursday nights and beyond

It’s funny because when I criticized Scandal about stereotyping the Olivia Pope character, I got BLASTED by other Black women for “hating” on Shonda Rhimes, the creator of the show…I was told that I have the “crab in the barrel” mentality and should be happy that a Black woman, in real life, and another Black woman, on the show, are making moves with their high positions

First off, just because I criticize Scandal doesn’t mean I’m “hating” on Shonda

When you can make wrong right, and right wrong, (like fans of the show rooting for Olivia to finally get with the murderous Fitzgerald), I tip my hat to your writing and good psychology by knowing your audience. Now that Shonda had grabbed the Black audience's attention, I wanna see her create another show with Black, positive and strong characters

Secondly, I’m not over-analyzing…I think the problem with society today is that they take everything for face value instead of looking at certain scenarios and situations from different vantage points

Lastly, Olivia Pope is not as strong or positive as many people think regardless of working for the White House

It's almost as if Black folks are obsessed with titles and accomplishments with nothing else besides the materalism of a career when it comes to defending Scandal

The character Olivia does nothing to destroy the negative images of Black women, and plays so many stereotypes it’s not even funny...she’s known as the public relations “fixer,” or what I call “the magical negro,” a negro with special powers who’s always there to help white folks in time of need. Olivia is like the "mammy" that fixes the plantation when things go wrong, snaps at others, but tucks her tail when massa (Fitz) puts his foot down…or sleeps with him so he won't punish her when she steps out of line

I’m not necessarily on some racial shit because I think the show is more about what the white man stands for as opposed to a white man in itself (which is also a factor, but I'll get to that later). It's about the ultimate approval. The subconscious (the back of your mind) vibes that the show gives off is racial. It’s like Olivia has won for all Black women by getting a white man to drop his white wife when he's the President of the free world (a man of power is also part of the equation)
It’s the forbidden fruit of Olivia and Fitz's relationship that a lot of viewers are eating, but the point that many viewers fail to realize is Olivia had “won” Fitzgerald over, but at what cost? Dignity for one considering Olivia was on some Monica Lewinski shit by fuckin’ the President when she didn’t have to 

It's crazy how a Black woman that holds some sort of power in a TV show is still scandalous (no pun intended) on some high class hoodrat shit

She could've hooked up with Harrison who was there for her, or even Senator Davis who wanted a relationship, but instead she goes after the bigger fish…Davis is the “nice guy” who finishes last while Fitz is the “bad boy” that gets the girls

That's actually a jewel from the show that dudes gotta peep…LOL 

Olivia is a sista in charge, but when a powerful white man checks her by telling her to “stand down,” she does what she’s told…that’s not exactly being strong

Why can’t we have more Black love on television with all the talk of “niggas” and “bitches” ain't shit that's heavily circulating in the current stage of World War 3 between Black men and women???

Olivia and Fitzgerald's relationship not only reminds me of Thomas Jefferson’s relations with Sally Hemings (Jefferson had an affair with Sally who was a slave and reportedly fathered her children), but also a book by Dolen Perkins-Valdez entitled Wench  

Wench is about a slave owner and a Black mistress slave named Lizzie...the owner bought Lizzie books, educated her, and even though she’s afraid of him (like Olivia is fearful of Fitz), she sleeps with him regardless because she’s vulnerable and doesn’t know what she’s getting into, just like Fitz pressuring Olivia to keep the affair going, and desires to leave his wife to be with her
The Olivia/Fitz scenario reminds of that scene in Harlem Nights when the mobster had called his wife to tell her he was leaving her to be with the Black call girl that got him sprung…LOL
Anyway, I digress
Lizzie in the book Wench still spends time with the owner and eventually views him as her “man” when other female slaves tells her that he's not her man…she's just a sex servant
Slave owners in general would take enslaved Black mistresses to resorts in northern states like Ohio for intimacy...some of the mistresses were afraid to break off intimate relationships with slave owners because they felt powerless to do so. In turn, the female slave used her control and authority over friends and family
Hmmmm…looks familiar?

For the record, I’m not race baiting…The Bodyguard with Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner was a dope movie to me…I’m just not ignoring the historical parallel between Scandal and slavery…point blank

I was told that Black men don't wanna see sistas with white men on screen, but let's not forget Black women lashing out at Tyler Perry when he chose Kim Kardashian to play a part in Temptation: Diary of a Marriage Counselor...let's keep it funky, people

And to keep it even more funky, a lot of Black women fantasize about sleeping with white men, so let’s not kid ourselves…it’s no different from brothas fantasizing about diggin’ out Asian and Latin women...real rap...it is what it is

Scandal capitalizes on the funky white boy with swag fantasy whether Black women want to admit it

Scandal is a fun television show…I don’t doubt that…I wouldn’t have a problem with Scandal if there were better representation of Black women on television…it’s bad enough that the world gotta see the ratchet shit that goes on in reality shows, urban novels, Worldstar and YouTube

It’s about BALANCE, baby…a BALANCE…I don’t see anymore shows like A Different World, The Cosby Show, Living Single, The Fresh Prince, and Family Matters to show Black folks in a light other than the regular hood shit

Stereotypes do exist, but for every movie like Pretty Woman, Fatal Attraction, and Indecent Proposal that shows white women wild, crazy and over-sexed, you have joints like Erin Brokovich, Ms Congeniality, the TV show Cybil or even the "help the negro" movies like Sunset Park, The Blind Side, Dangerous Minds, Losing Isaiah, and The Help that show white women as Samaritans or heroes

Shit…even Kill Bill showed a white woman kickin’ ass by using martial arts…LOL

With Black folks in movies, you’re either hyper-sexual, submissive to authority, a funny man, or a gun-crazed criminal…then you wonder why when Oprah traveled to Africa she was called a “nigga” by one of the natives without knowing if she was cool with it considering that “nigga” is acceptable in many Black American circles in the US

Speaking of words, let’s take the word “gangster” for example

Jews, Italians and the Irish are the original gangsters in America…they controlled the vices in American cities in the early to mid-1900s whether diplomatically or through violence like drive-bys, something you’ll later associate with Black gangs…a Black man hated if someone called him a gangster in the Jim Crow days because the image of a gangster was a white man…a Black man who dealt in the underworld in that era was a SPORT, because he didn’t have the muscle nor the political connections to live as a gangster

He needed GAME (pimpin' or hustlin') to get what he wanted in the criminal lifestyle

But now…

…the whole world thinks the AMERICAN Gangster is the Black man

It’s funny how things change…then again, I’m over-analyzing, right?

It’s easy for someone to say “it’s just TV,” but never underestimate the images that programs people to subconsciously perceive a person, place or thing…hell, you got folks thinking ALL of Africa is underdeveloped when that’s not the case…an imbalanced view of anything is dangerous

If an alien came down to America from another planet and turned on the TV, read a few books, and listened to the radio without first hand interaction with Black folks he’ll probably think they had no sense at all

He or she (or "it"...LOL) would think that art is intimating life than the other way around…so sistas, don’t be surprised when a foreigner sends you a picture of his dick on social sites because he thinks Black women are loose based on the imbalanced images he sees on TV

Thank God for Michelle Obama

And with that said, I’m Audi 5000


Nah’Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


The Oakland branch of the Black Panther Party had FORCED the filmmakers of the classic movie The Mack to have Black consciousness in the joint

The Panthers didn’t allow Hollywood to film the movie in Oakland UNLESS a positive Black man was also portrayed in the film…Goldie's (The Mack) brother, Olinga, was placed in the movie as a Black nationalist who worked hard to get rid of the pushers, pimps and prostitutes in the community

Olinga was the opposite of Goldie in the movie 

Balance, people…Balance

Monday, May 20, 2013

Freakazoid Mondays Week 12

>>>She felt his rawness. Pressing her hands on his thighs molded him inside. Her sugar walls turned into clay when she took him in. He placed both her legs on his shoulders to jack rabbit the pussy. She leaned to the side for an angle since she couldn't take all of him in.<<<

Taken from page 103 of Thick in the Nick of Time @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Friday, May 17, 2013

NEW INTERVIEW!!! Big Girls Gone Wild and Fabulous

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers?

Ayo…check out my SPANKIN' new interview with the lovely Dominique Ali

It’s dope, and she actually asked me some good questions which made the interview even tighter…so sit back and relax and get your read on by clicking the link below


You can also check out Dominique by clicking the links below to chop it up with her…she’s good folk

Blogspot: http://www.fabulouslyp.blogspot.com 
Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/FashionPlusBlog 
YouTube at: http://www.youtube.com/user/Dom4FashionPlus 
Instagram at: PlusSizePrincessDom

Aight, ya’ll…I’m out...keep this safe and cool this weekend


Nah’Sun the Great

Thursday, May 16, 2013

The Clown Shit is Dead Part 2

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers?

Ayo…I wanna give a shout out to Charles Ramsey for helping those girls who got kidnapped in Ohio a couple weeks back...he’s a good dude for doing that, yo

However…yep, however…

Homey is old enough to know how to carry himself BETTER in public…dude was cuttin’ up in front of the camera on some Bozo the Clown type shit, sun…I'm not gon' lie...the jokes he told were funny…and he showed the TRUE nature of a Black man which is a man with a righteous heart (yes, Black folks aren't born savages)

At the same time, he should know better to not clown around too
much in front of a camera or else the media is gonna make a mockery out of him which will outshine his heroism

And guess what, they're already doing it which is a shame when you think about it…the news dug up skeletons about his past arrests for spousal abuse and other knuckleheaded crimes...they dug deep, yo...LOL

Headz are also going crazy with the auto-tunes, YouTube parodies and the quotables of Charles instead of focusing on his heroism…the focus went from him being a hero to them portraying him as a clown

And he loves it, too…LOL

On the flip side of the coin…
…some people DON’T know better regardless of how old they become…when you’re living in the country and don’t travel as much, you get stuck in one mode….living stuck in one gear stunts a lot of people’s growth as far as acting different according to the situation, and that’s why it’s funny when my elders use the “age breeds wisdom” theory because a lot of my elders act like they’re living in their second childhood

It’s like how people get uncomfortable when they get around different people because it’s a culture shock until someone gives them insight on how to act in various circumstances

So with that being said, I’m not gonna beat up on the brotha…he means well...he's being himself as if he was talkin’ to one of the homies…I just wish he didn’t give the media too much ammunition to clown him on the low

I'm also not surprised that the media are quick to parade him around on national TV…you know they LOVE seeing Black folks on some sambo "yesss massa" coon shit…a strong Black man is too much of a threat because it’s hard to break his spirit and make him do shit he doesn't wanna do

Aight, ya’ll…I’m out…check out the Charles Ramsey interview below, and the Mike Epps parody of that interview under it

Oh yeah, I think it’s weird how Ariel Castro was able to keep them girls hidden in his home for 10 years…SOMEBODY had to know somethin’…I’m just sayin’, mayne


Nah’Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

The Charles Ramsey Interview (click here to watch on your phone)

Mike Epps as Charles Ramsey (click here to watch on your phone)

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Mo'Nique is a Skinny Bitch

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers???

I’m back in that ass with another blog to slap some funk in your life

Yesterday I saw that actress/comedienne Mo’Nique had lost some of that thicky thickness…she looks hella skinny, but I’m not mad at her…if she lost weight for health reasons, my blessings goes out to her ten fold

I’m not really trippin’ on shorty for losing weight…my THICK novel series is a tool for women who are plus size to aspire to live Thick and Fit…I’m bothered by the fact that she paraded herself as a champion BBW on a crusade against skinny bitches only to secretly wanting to be like them

I mean, shit, she WENT HARD on skinny chicks, and it seems like she waited to cash in on the plus size community before deciding to lose weight because of “health reasons”

Her whole swag was based on empowering plus size women, and now she’s a slim jim…a lot of big girls looked up to Mo Mo…I hope she didn’t cave in to the pressure of Hollywood to lose weight

First it was Oprah, then Star Jones, later Toccara, followed by Jennifer Hudson, and now Mo’Nique

Mo’Nique reminds me of that Black revolutionary militant dude who always screams that Black women are Queens of the earth while calling white women “Cave Bitches” only to marry a woman who’s whiter than the Almond milk I pour on my cereal


"Oh my Goodness...my milk of magnesia...after the Devil made you he broke the mold" - Preacher from Don't Be A Menace...

I don’t know Mo’Nique, but maybe her “skinny women are evil” attack was most likely a defense mechanism used to mask her own discontent & disconnect from self love...maybe that’s the case…I’m sure there’s a lot of big girls who secretly wanna live skinny

Just like I know a lot of skinny girls who wanna be thick…butt pads and ass injections are evident of that

By the way, slim doesn’t automatically mean “healthy” because I know a lot of skinny broads with health problems…straight up

While I agree on her losing weight to get healthy, I believe she will have to market herself differently now. Her whole appeal was based on being a big girl…now she gotta switch her shit up...those same big girls that bought her books and cheered her on might turn on her because of her not looking like the big girl she once was

She could’ve at least kept some of that thicky thickness because she looks like the skinny bitches she always clowned…I'm just sayin’, mayne

Anyway, I’m out


Nah’Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Anytime you hear a big girl always goin' in on skinny girls, that means she wants to be like them…envy's a bitch

Monday, May 13, 2013

Freakazoid Mondays Week 11

>>>The nurse purposely swayed the mangos protruding under the sky blue top draping over her matching pants. She knew what she did. Teasing Rico and Lakim tickled her. Slim in the waist with no hips, but an ass that looked much bigger than her figure, she grew tired of male patients coming at her. Her C-cup milkshakes dwarfed in contrast to her bottom heaviness. Guys still thirsted to sniff her panties. Ignoring them carried her though the day even though she silently loved the attention that boosted her ego. <<<

Taken from page 188 of Thick When the Chances are Slim @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Friday, May 10, 2013

NEW INTERVIEW!!! Your favorite author exposing the frauds in the book game

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers? 

Read about me goin’ in on the frauds and wannabees in the book game with host KeKe Chanel

And of course… 

Hugs, kisses and champagne wishes to all the big girls out there…Ooooh yeeeah



Nah’Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

And you know this...maaaaan!

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Biggie's Former DJ and Male Prostitutes

What’s woody wood, kinfolk?


Mister Cee aka THE FINISHER was once again caught fooling around with a male prostitute (allegedly...LOL)

Homeboy claims he isn’t gay…Ummm, okay

For those who don’t know about Mister Cee, he’s the legendary DJ for New York's Hot 97 radio station and once DJ’ed for Big Daddy Kane and Biggie...so you know he’d put in that work in the game…heard he also knows how to rock a party

I’m not even trippin' on him for being gay (allegedly)…that lifestyle is not my cup of henny, but hey, to each their own…people are gonna do whatever they gonna do regardless of what others think

What baffles me is him DENYING he’s gay (allegedly) as a public figure when he got CAUGHT fooling around with a male prostitute (allegedly) not once...but TWICE!

I’m also mad at him for not booking a ROOM so he won't get caught gettin' it in with prostitutes…LOL

Homie is a public figure…when you’re in the public eye, you gotta move different than your average joe…one reckless move as a celebrity can haunt you for life if you wanna keep your shit on the low

What you do behind closed doors is your business...I'm not interested in anyone's sexuality as much as anyone's religion, but keep it fuckin’ real, people…if you’re ashamed of who you are, stop doing whatever you’re doing…stop hiding who you are when you get caught with your pants down

No pun intended

Click HERE to check out Power 105 Breakfast Club goin’ in on Mister Cee (no pun intended) on your phone

On the flip side… 

Everybody has a RIGHT to privacy (even though his arrest was public)…I don’t think people should announce what they do in their bedrooms…shit, I don’t like when muthafuckas try to figure out what I’m doing


Mister Cee is from Brooklyn and comes from a West Indian background…Brooklyn has a reputation for gangsterism as the land of goons, robbers, thieves, and other criminal shit, and the West Indian culture is not cool with homosexuality…so I can understand why he’s hesitant with coming out the closet IF he plays for the other team

But damn, homey…sometimes you gotta face the music instead of beating around the bush, no pun intended

Mister Cee could've been the Jason Collins of Hip-Hop...LOL

At least he DID admit to trickin’ off on prostitutes and “skrippers”


The issue of him trickin' off on hookers is between him and Hot 97 since soliciting prostitutes is a crime


Click HERE to read the full story and listen to Mister Cee’s side of the story 

Aight ya’ll…I’m out


Nah’Sun the Great


I dedicate this video to Mister Cee...click here to watch on your cell phone

Monday, May 6, 2013

Freakazoid Mondays Week 10

>>>Film of sweat cooled her forehead with the wind blowing from the open window beside her bed. Hooking her fingers to caress the rugged G-spot leaked another orgasm. Her eyes rolled in the back of her head. Heat flushed her thighs and titties. Loose lips took over by cumming from the threesome of her two fingers and clit meddling with each other. <<<

Taken from page 178 of Thick When the Chances are Slim @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

RIP Frank "Big Frank" Alexander

Big Frank and Pac
What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

The other day I blogged about Hip-Hop in the mid-90s with Pac and BIG included in the piece (Click here to read that blog)

So I find it ironic that yesterday Pac's former bodyguard Frank Alexander was killed in an alleged suicide

The news reports suicide, while others think he was murdered because he knew too much (check out the Tupac Assassination DVD)

Frank's story reminds me of how the media had reported that Johnny J (Tupac's producer) had allegedly jumped from a tier in LA County Jail and killed himself a couple years ago


I'll let you decide

Anyway, check out the news of Frank's passing by click the link below