Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Top 10 Things You SHOULD Do as a Swinger Newbie

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

This is the flip side to the last blog

Words from your favorite author...


1. Post videos of you fuckin in swing groups so headz can see what you're workin' with

Granted that you have permission from the other person or people to post them

2. Fuck the dog shit outta a chick @ a party

I got more pussy when chicks saw me put in work than any inbox message that was sent

Facto


3. Go to parties with a friend or two

Especially for women who need to be more comfortable and secure @ parties in case something goes wrong

4. Approach the man of a couple if you're a male, and the woman if you're a female, if you want a one-on-one with their significant other

That's the universal etiquette even though each couple has their own rules

5. Stay out the inbox

Just because you got rhythm thru text doesn't mean that'll translate well when ya'll see each other for the first time

Nobody wants their time wasted

6. Go to meet and greets more often

85 percent of communication is body language

See point 5 as a reference


7. If you come to a party with someone, leave with that same person (and check on them periodically)

8. Flirt @ a party to test the waters if you're afraid of rejection

9. Bring a bottle that costs more than 20 bucks

Or buy some shit that you think nobody has heard of if you're on a budget (cheat code)

10. Bring a date

Dudes who come solo always have the audacity to complain about sausage parties when they don't even bring their side chicks

Social media groups are a great place to meet and link up with someone of interest if you REALLY want to experience the Swinger lifestyle

It's better to come with a companion to get a better feel of the game instead as a single


Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Monday, April 16, 2018

Mistakes that are Made at Swing Parties



What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Words from your favorite authors...

1. Touching before asking

2. Too much talking and loitering in playrooms

Big difference between voyeuring and taking up space

3. Not giving those who are playing 3 feet while voyeuring


4. Thinking that everybody @ the party wanna fuck

5. Expecting to fuck

6. Not reading body language

Short answers, no eye contact, and "mm hmm" as a response to damn near every question you ask should let you know NOTHING is going down

7. Unnecessary persistence (see point above)

8. Talking too damn much

Nobody wants a Chatty Patty


9. Drinking and smoking to the point where your dick can't get hard

Gatorade and H20 are a man's best friend

10. Complaining that nobody's fucking or dressing down, and being too pushy about it

A wise man once said...

"Be easy"

BONUS - Not understanding that all variations of a "no" means "no"


Be on the safe side by falling back even when you think the person saying they don't wanna play is frontin'

Aight, I'm Audi 5 stacks

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Thursday, April 12, 2018

Signs That Show You're Thirsty


What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Some thoughts to save you from embarrassment and a reputation that's the opposite of greatness

Words from your favorite author...

1. Carrying on a conversation in the inbox when the person isn't replying, regardless that they'd "seen" your messages

2. Posting thirst trap pics and calling headz "thirsty" for inboxing you because of them

3. Persistence after a "no" or "maybe"


4. Following someone around the party on some Sonic and Tails shit

5. Acting like a vulture by jumping in someone else's play session when you weren't invited

MAJOR guy code violation, mayne

6. Touching without asking (don't get slapped)


7. Talking too much without getting a response

8. Calling someone thru Facebook instead of getting their math directly from them

9. Convincing someone to play with you

Bentley doesn't convince headz to buy their cars...
...so you should do the same when it comes to playing

10. Paying for sex @ a Lifestyle function

You should get pimp slapped with baby powder for trickin' when you don't have to

Aight, I'm Audi 5 stacks

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

"Am I My Brother’s Keeper?"



What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

I wanna hit you off with the 10 Guy Code Commandments in the Swinger Lifestyle

These rules apply to the Vanilla (non-Lifestyle) world as well


1. Thou shall not throw shade on another man's name to get pussy


2. Thou shall not jump in your fellow man's play session unless he invites you

So don't ask

3. Thou shall not take screenshots of a chick in a group without her knowing it, and post it in another group to ridicule

4. Thou shall not get mad because a dude is fuckin' the shit outta your chick @ a party with your permission

5. Thou shall not dry snitch on your fellow man to his woman for creeping

That's what her girlfriends are for


6. Thou shall not fuck a drunk chick who's doesn't know if she's coming or going

That's technically rape

7. Thou shall not take a shower with a man @ a party after a session if you call yourself straight

8. Thou shall not disagree with your fellow man to get pussy when he's debating with a woman as you know she's full of shit

9. Thou shall not talk shit about a chick after you willingly fucked her

Once you lay down with her, you made her your equal


10. Thou shall not throw shade @ a chick because she doesn't wanna play with you

Keep it player and move on

Aight, I'm Audi 5G


Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Thursday, April 5, 2018

SURE SHOT! CoCo Brown and the Phat Cat Players - Sundress

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

I wanna give you a blast from the past by the way of some smooth player shit...something that young bucks nowadays need to take heed to...some good game to appreciate the beauty of a woman

Click here to check out the classic spoken word piece of classic jazz and soul singing from CoCo Brown and the Phat Cat Players

Aye!


Peace and Afro Grease 

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Wednesday, April 4, 2018

The Art of Voyeurism


What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Words from your favorite author on how to conduct yourself at a Swing party as a voyeur (watcher)...

1. Shut the fuck up (first and foremost)

2. Give the playmates 3 feet

3. If the playroom gets too crowded, watch from the door to make room for the threesome, foursome, fivesome, sixsome, etc.

4. Don’t jump in the session by putting your dick in the face of the chick, hoping for her to suck you off (that's corny and disrespectful to her and the guy she's playing with)

5. And last but not least…
…keep your hands to yourself, or you will pay child support

Peace and Afro Grease @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Survival Guide for Newbies @ Swing Parties



Some words from your favorite author

This goes for veterans in a new environment as well

1. Expect little and hope for more

Just go with the flow and play things by sight

2. The natives won't initially fuck with you (especially if you're the new guy)

You might come across a chick or two who wants new dick, but women @ LS parties are generally more comfortable with guys they're familiar with

3. Make sure you know someone who could vouch for you

Sexual politics is real @ some of these functions...
...and if you're a dude who knows a chick or guy who got some sort of influence, you'll get your dick wet 9 out of 10 times with no problems


4. Don't lean on the admins and group owner(s) to introduce you to people

Even though they're technically the hosts, many of them think it's not their job to work your mouthpiece for you

5. Have a Plan B on deck

Back-up sex prevents blue balls and frustration

BONUS - Blend with the natives

Every region has their own swag, which means the natives might think you're a weirdo if you stand out too much

Your reputation gotta precede itself in order for you to be different and normal @ the same time in a new environment

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com