Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Survival Guide for Newbies @ Swing Parties

Some words from your favorite author

This goes for veterans in a new environment as well

1. Expect little and hope for more

Just go with the flow and play things by sight

2. The natives won't initially fuck with you (especially if you're the new guy)

You might come across a chick or two who wants new dick, but women @ LS parties are generally more comfortable with guys they're familiar with

3. Make sure you know someone who could vouch for you

Sexual politics is real @ some of these functions...
...and if you're a dude who knows a chick or guy who got some sort of influence, you'll get your dick wet 9 out of 10 times with no problems

4. Don't lean on the admins and group owner(s) to introduce you to people

Even though they're technically the hosts, many of them think it's not their job to work your mouthpiece for you

5. Have a Plan B on deck

Back-up sex prevents blue balls and frustration

BONUS - Blend with the natives

Every region has their own swag, which means the natives might think you're a weirdo if you stand out too much

Your reputation gotta precede itself in order for you to be different and normal @ the same time in a new environment

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

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