Tuesday, August 28, 2012

The Clown Shit is Dead

“There used to be a time, we'd see someone like you singin', clownin', yassuh-bossin'... and we wouldn't do anything. Folks liked that. You were good. Homey kind of nigger. When they needed somebody to mistreat, call a name or two, they paraded you. Reminded them of the good old days. Not no more. The day of the Geechee is gone, boy. And you're going with it.” Sergeant Waters from the classic movie, A Soldier’s Story

Terrell “T.O.” Owens got dropped from the Seattle Seahawks the other day, and Chad “I’m Confused About My Last Name” got cut on national television (HBO's Hard Knocks).

And you know what, I don’t feel sorry for these dudes. They had the world in the palm of their hands and they fucked it up.

T.O destroyed locker rooms, and broke my heart when he spazzed out on Donovan McNabb while playing for the Eagles. You don’t criticize your teammate in public. You handle that shit behind closed doors, pa.

So what if Donovan got nervous and vomited in the huddle during the Super Bowl…you step up and help out your guy during the game so he could snap out of that shit.

If you’re good to the game, the game will be good to you…point blank

As far as Chad…well…besides my thinking that he’s a clown ass nigga (who the hell calls a commissioner "Dad"?), it’s his fault that he wifed up a chick that's known for poppin’ off drama

Then again, this is the same dude who smashed Kat Stacks


You should NEVER wife a chick that has nothing to lose when you’re a man of means…I don’t give a damn how good she looks or how bomb the pussy is…you date people who are on your level

That philosophy also goes for women out there choosing a mate

Chad actually helped out Evelyn by giving her wifey status (which validates herself as a “Basketball Wife”) and giving her more publicity in the media

Chad thought he came up on a hot mami, but in actuality…HE was the come up as her meal ticket...Evelyn used that fool for her gain
because drama is what she lives for…THAT'S how she gets paid!

The head butt (allegedly) helped HER out if anything


She needed someone to fall back on just in case that reality show money dried up…she played Chess while Chad played Chest

I don’t wanna beat up on these brothas too much…that’s for the media to do…I WILL say that nothing good lasts forever, and if you wanna keep up the audience’s attention, switch it up and give them something fresh…even the most extravagant person can bore the public with the same ol same ol

So the next time you decide to entertain the media to build a buzz, ask yourself…

Are they laughing with me, or are they laughing AT me?

Aight ya’ll…I’m out




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