Showing posts with label VH-1. Show all posts
Showing posts with label VH-1. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Tyler Perry Movies are the Devil

What’s woody, grasshoppers???

Today marks the day when millions of Americans are hitting the polls to cast their vote for either President Obama or Mitt Romney


The only thoughts I have is that the public should exercise their right to vote, but SHOULD NOT place all responsibilities on the shoulders of the President present and future...they ain't mommy and daddy


The real change comes from the face you see when you look in the mirror everyday whether ugly or beautiful


Now, look
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I’m not gonna trash Tyler Perry…in all fairness, I’ve never seen any of his movies or stage plays to come up with a valid opinion…I don’t think his movies are my cup of henny


I may be wrong, but hey, I’m not in the mood to consistently watch a man play the role of a woman…Madea movies remind me of those old minstrel shows that got mad love in the chit’lin circuit back in the day…that’s why I struggle with popping in a Madea DVD or any of his other joints that have nothing to do with gangster granny
 

Now that I think about it, 98 percent of the movies that are out nowadays don’t grab my attention…so it's not just TP movies...I’m more of a documentary kinda guy
 

Who knows, I might have a change of heart one day...a lady friend is begging me to watch a Madea joint with her to show me the "inspiration" and "messages" in his movies

In defense of Tyler Perry, I’m using this time to holla at the complainers…you know, the people who claim they hate reality shows, but watch it anyway, or the type who shit on Tyler Perry movies without supporting anything else


Yes, those types of people



Speaking of reality shows…

I’m not knocking anybody who watches them, and I don’t think people who enjoy them as well as TP movies are less intelligent

Heck, I enjoy gangster flicks like Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, New Jack City, Menace II Society, blahzay blahzay


I just think it’s funny that the same people looking down on reality shows are DEDICATED to watching every episode to the point of giving play-by-play analysis on their Facebook timelines on some Madden shit (the main reason why I know about the content of shows like Love and Hip-Hop)


It’s like talking shit about porn stars but masturbating to their videos


They say reality shows are guilty pleasures...but guilty pleasures are taken by small dosages…otherwise, it’s not a guilty pleasure anymore


Back to the subject…


There’s room for Tyler Perry movies…he found his market and he's rightfully capitalizing off it...a good stage play is recession proof…stage plays racked up a grip of money during the Great Depression of the 1930s


If you’re not the type to watch a Tyler Perry movie, support joints like The Great Debaters or historical documentaries like Hidden Colors instead of complaining


 

Don’t be like that person who says “music today sucks” but don’t take the time to support your favorite artists by downloading their music for free

Just like the polls, a dollar is a vote…remember that


I’m out


Peace

Nah’Sun the Great


P.S.

I edited this piece on November 6th...yes, I can read calendars



Tuesday, August 28, 2012

The Clown Shit is Dead


  
“There used to be a time, we'd see someone like you singin', clownin', yassuh-bossin'... and we wouldn't do anything. Folks liked that. You were good. Homey kind of nigger. When they needed somebody to mistreat, call a name or two, they paraded you. Reminded them of the good old days. Not no more. The day of the Geechee is gone, boy. And you're going with it.” – Sergeant Waters from the classic movie, A Soldier’s Story

Terrell “T.O.” Owens got dropped from the Seattle Seahawks the other day, and Chad “I’m Confused About My Last Name” got cut on national television (HBO's Hard Knocks).


And you know what, I don’t feel sorry for these dudes. They had the world in the palm of their hands and they fucked it up.


T.O destroyed locker rooms, and broke my heart when he spazzed out on Donovan McNabb while playing for the Eagles. You don’t criticize your teammate in public. You handle that shit behind closed doors, pa.


So what if Donovan got nervous and vomited in the huddle during the Super Bowl…you step up and help out your guy during the game so he could snap out of that shit.


If you’re good to the game, the game will be good to you…point blank


As far as Chad…well…besides my thinking that he’s a clown ass nigga (who the hell calls a commissioner "Dad"?), it’s his fault that he wifed up a chick that's known for poppin’ off drama


Then again, this is the same dude who smashed Kat Stacks


Fellas…


You should NEVER wife a chick that has nothing to lose when you’re a man of means…I don’t give a damn how good she looks or how bomb the pussy is…you date people who are on your level


That philosophy also goes for women out there choosing a mate


Chad actually helped out Evelyn by giving her wifey status (which validates herself as a “Basketball Wife”) and giving her more publicity in the media


Chad thought he came up on a hot mami, but in actuality…HE was the come up as her meal ticket...Evelyn used that fool for her gain
because drama is what she lives for…THAT'S how she gets paid!

The head butt (allegedly) helped HER out if anything

 

She needed someone to fall back on just in case that reality show money dried up…she played Chess while Chad played Chest

I don’t wanna beat up on these brothas too much…that’s for the media to do…I WILL say that nothing good lasts forever, and if you wanna keep up the audience’s attention, switch it up and give them something fresh…even the most extravagant person can bore the public with the same ol same ol


So the next time you decide to entertain the media to build a buzz, ask yourself…


Are they laughing with me, or are they laughing AT me?


Aight ya’ll…I’m out


Peace


Nah’Sun