Toi Toi Breaks the Internet

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

I'm good...alive and well after this damn blizzard that hit the East Coast over the weekend...20 to 30-plus inches of snow...yeezus!

Which leads me to this blog...

...a young lady on my friend's list is not only breaking the internet with a photo she posted on Facebook, but is also getting a lot of backlash for standing naked in the blizzard for the #SnowChallenge

Click here to check out the photo and the comments on her Facebook page



These comments are hilarious and troublesome at the same time

I don't wanna smash Toi Toi because I don't fall in love with internet chicks...

...but I bet the same people who said headz shouldn't judge Bruce Jenner for dressing up like a woman and Jaden Smith for wearing girls clothes on a fashion runway are the same ones trashing this young lady on some cyber bullying shit

People wanna pick and choose what they wanna criticize

If any of you religiously watch Empire, Scandal, and/or any reality show dealing with negro ratchetness, then your opinions about Black women empowerment are irrelevant

Real talk

I wonder if shorty would've gotten the same backlash in the comments if she was Kim Kardashian or Beyoncé with the Bey Hive

If Toi Toi was famous, the photo would've been considered "art"

Facts



A lot of negroes in the comments are also saying shit like, "this is why white people look down on us," "now you wonder why Black men treat Black women like shit," "you make it hard for women like me," and blahzay blahzay

So my question is this...

...how does Toi Toi represent ALL Black women in America and worldwide?

She's accountable for her OWN actions

Black people aren't monolithic...in otherwords, everybody moves to a different drum...a different rhythm

No race, nationality, ethnic group, tribe, etc. are perfect

And for the record, if white people or Black men are using her photo as an excuse to frown upon Black women or Black people in general, then they already felt that way regardless

Stop giving ignorance an excuse to live

And the funny thing is, the people commenting are moreso focused on trashing, or supposedly giving Toi Toi constructive criticism of how a woman should carry herself, instead of showing love to entrepreneurs such as myself for posting their businesses in the comments of a photo that has gone viral

I posted book covers in the THICK series in the comments throughout the ordeal, and averaged 3 LIKES per post while negative comments about Toi Toi are getting LIKES by the boat loads

Thick Girls and The Guys Who Love Them

So who's worse?


A.) Toi Toi for posting the photo on social media like Facebook

Or

B.) The people who are making her relevant by showering her with negative comments while sharing the photo to friends on their friend's list even though they claim she's ratchet and a thot

Not to mention folks tagging their friends in the comments just for them to talk shit about her

It's funny seeing how humans think...people promote shit they hate and ignore things they love...one chick even said she was gonna send the photo to a radio station so they could talk about it on air...unbelievable

People love what they hate, and hate what they love

Then you wonder why people do certain things for attention on social media because society create their own Frankensteins while pretty much ignoring any information and visuals of substance

Flint, Michigan is in need of clean water, and muthafuckas wanna spend time and energy to bash an adult who was having fun with the snow challenge

Aight ya'll, I'm out

Click here to peep Toi Toi's twerk video and enjoy

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Miley Cyrus Killed Twerking

What’s woody wood grasshoppers?

I just found out that Oxford had added “twerking” to the dictionary...ain’t that a bitch…you had those Twerk Team chicks puttin’ in work on YouTube for years only to get outshined by Miley Cyrus who wasn’t even twerkin’ right…LOL

I guess white folks gotta do something before it becomes validated

What Miley did on stage with Robin Thicke at the MTV Video Music Awards is what we used to say in the 80s…SKEEZIN’…I’ve seen white chicks twerk better than Miley…now that I think about it, even better than Black chicks from Ghettoville USA

And yet, the media wanna associate what she did on stage as “acting Black”…fuck outta here…Black folks don’t claim hoodrat-ish behavior, so why the fuck would they acknowledge twerkin’ as “acting Black”?

Just go on YouTube and search for Twerk Team if you wanna see some real twerkin’

Even though the so-called vulgur dance, Baikoko, is similar to twerkin’ and has roots in East Africa, twerkin’ is more like that distant cousin who no one wanna claim when it comes to African dance tradition...Baikoko is seen as performing art, whereas twerkin' is viewed as a mating call for thirsty dudes...I'll let you decide for yourself

Click here to see the Baikoko dance moves that’s similar to twerkin’ if you're on your phone



I have no problem with chicks twerkin’…I just think Miley Cyrus WASN’T twerkin’ with that pancake ass of hers on stage…you have to be a SPECIAL kinda twerker to make my temperature rise...not some ol' hoodrat or country bumpkin like Cyrus

Real twerkin’ is poetry in motion, baby…act like ya know

Speakin’ of Robin Thicke, it seemed like this year’s VMA was the year of the swagger jack

Justin Timberlake was the wannabee Michael Jackson…Robin Thicke jacked Marvin Gaye’s swag …Miley Cyrus bootleg twerkin’ caught America by storm…shit, even Macklemore ran Hip-Hop that night

Fuck “the new Black”…white is “the new Soul”…Ha ha!

Shout out to Elvis Presley

Click here to listen and watch the Marvin Gaye track "Got to Give it Up" aka the original "Blurred Lines" if you're on your phone



It’s funny that Hampton University, a historical Black university, had banned twerkin’ on campus…no one made a fuss about twerkin’ until Miley’s poor showing on stage…it’s almost like how society didn’t take crack serious in the 80s until folks in the suburbs started smokin’ that glass dick

CLICK HERE to read the story about Hampton U twerk banning

I don’t wanna spend too much time on this subject…if you wanna read some juicy controversy about Miley and her so-called twerkin’, CLICK HERE…trust me, it’s a GOOD article, and I don’t even like Black feminists and their joke ass movement like that...but hey, I don't discriminate on thought-provoking writing

One more thing…

Many of you know I love big girls regardless of skin complexion, but the chick wearing the bear costume on stage was wildin'…matter of fact, that whole performance was a straight up minstrel show…the only thing missing was Miley wearin’ Black face along with 2 Chainz and K Lamar buck dancing around eating watermelon

I’m not gon’ lie…the sista got a PHAT ass…if she takes off that clown ass bear costume, we’ll be cool like a polar bear’s toe nails

I’m gonna leave you with Charlemagne tha God’s thoughts about Miley…enjoy

Click here to watch if you're on your phone 


Peace

Nah’Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

When Turning Hoes into Housewives Goes Wrong

Always remember, family 

You can judge the heart of a man…

…by the ACTIONS of his woman

An old pimp once told me that in case you were wondering #Game

Exhibit A

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Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Father Whoops Daughters for Twerkin'...and Gets Arrested!!!

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers?
 
Ayo, I’m halfway done with finishing a chapter of In the Thick of Things aka Thick 3…the 3rd installment of my infamous Thick novel series
 
So far, so good…but, man, writing a book ain't easy…shit is hard, but hey, somebody gotta do it
 
But fuck all that for a second, I wanna talk about the black belt champion aka Daddy Cool for whoopin’ the dog shit outta his daughters for twerkin’
 
Twerkin’ is pretty much booty shakin’ gymnastics for those who aren’t "in the know"
 
And you know what’s crazy about this whole sit’ation?
 
You got people in cyber space stressin' that the whoopin’ from the father, Mr. Greg Horn of Dayton, Ohio, was out of line and abusive….okay, I can respect that opinion…but shit, I got my ass handed to me when I was young and dumb much WORSE than what you're about to see in the clip
 
LOL
 
Ayo...I bet all you mofos that’s against the father servin’ his daughters that good ol skool ass whoppin’ are the same ones typing "smh" or "where are the parents?" when you see stories or images of the youth actin’ like they got no damn home training
 
People complain about fathers not being around the household, but then complain when they DO discipline their children to keep things in order

Ain’t that a bitch?!

If you ask me, hell naw that whoopin' wasn't too much...that shit was out of love, straight up...would you rather see those little girls get their asses whooped by daddy, or see them on the hoe stroll and get their asses whooped by PIMP daddy?

I thought so 

I mean, gah-damn…society is gettin’ too damn soft on these youngins…it ain’t abuse if they don’t die…real talk…LOL
 
My grandma (may God bless Ms. Christine's sweet soul) used to whup me and my cousins until we developed what she called “alligator skin”
 
You see, family…alligator skin is when you get beat by belts, ropes, extension and ironing cords for so long that your skin gets immune to the shit…I guess that’s why I can survive in the book game because I got "thick skin"
 
Okay, that joke was type-corny…anyway, here comes the fucked up part…
 
I just heard that the father got indicted for the whoopin's…maaaaan, that’s that bullshit…the government is quick to lock niggas up for actin’ a fool, but then turn around and arrest the parent that’s supposed to serve justice whenever their kids are out of line so they WON'T get locked up for actin' a fool when they grow up
 
Only in America where you’ll get arrested for whoopin’ your kids…then you wonder why the youth act so damn savage

Hold ya head up, Mr. Horn

That “time out” and “sit in the corner” nonsense don’t work for these hard heads nowadays
 
And for the record, I only saw one of those twerk videos in its entirety…I don’t bother watching them…I bet most of those chicks are under 18 (most likely fatherless) and lookin’ for attention…sad shit, ain’t it?
 
But check it…
 
…a lot of females nowadays got the game all twisted up back asswards

Instead of fuckin for Facebook and twerkin’ for Twitter damn near buck nekkid, what they SHOULD do is use the power of the "P" persuasion and GET MONEY if they gonna go that route
 
They doing all this attention whoring broke as hell without two nickels to rub against
 
And the last time I checked, you don’t get paid for having a gang of Facebook LIKES and your ego boosted
 
If you gonna be a hoe, AT LEAST be a good one, or else get some knowledge of self
 
Aight, ya’ll…I’m out...I got more writing to do
 
Nah’Sun the Great aka your favorite thick girl author @ www.nahsunblaze.com
 
P.S. if you haven't seen the art of "twerkin," just run a search on YouTube

In the mean time, enjoy the whoopin' below...cheerio!