Monday, April 29, 2013

Freakazoid Mondays Week 9

>>>Shivers clamped down her thighs. She felt weak from the runaway squirting. The vaginal waterfalls drew a damp circle the size of a saucer on the wall-to-wall royal blue carpet.

He put his hands between her legs to catch some of the squirting from hitting the carpet.<<<

Taken from page 218 of Thick When the Chances are Slim @ www.nahsunblaze.com




Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Tupac and Biggie Killed Hip-Hop

Me choppin it up with Lord Finesse

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers?
 

I’m finna get straight to the point…
 

It pisses me off that society romanticizes the past…I admit, I do it sometimes…shit, 99 percent of the DVD movies I own were either made in the 1990s or older
 

The truth is, with the exception of Argo (instant classic) and Bamboozled, I really don’t fuck with movies in the 2000s too heavy
 

That leads me to the years of 1995-1996, infamously known as the wet dreams of Hip-Hop fans
 

A slew of classic albums dropped in those two years: Only Built 4 Cuban Link, Dah Shining, Reasonable Doubt, Temples of Boom, ATLiens, 7 Day Theory, The Infamous, It Was Written, Liquid Swords, East 1999 Eternal, and too many other joints to name
 

Hell, I’ll even throw in cult classics like Crucial Conflict’s The Final Tic in the mix (one of my personal favorite albums)


What people fail to realize is that Hip-Hop back then was NO DIFFERENT from Hip-Hop of today
 

I’m NOT talking about the quality of albums…you must be on crack or molly to think that rap albums today can remotely compete with joints from back then…That’s not even a debate
 

I’m not talkin’ about that…
 

…I’m talkin’ about the SUCCESS of an album and rap artist
 

You see, in order for a rap artist or group to even sniff platinum, a CROSSOVER record needed to be made, or else you found yourself barely going gold or even dropped from the label
 

Yeah, Fu-Gee-La was cute, but The Score wouldn’t have done shit on the charts without The Fugees droppin’ the remake of Roberta Flack’s Killing Me Softly…Raekwon’s Only Built 4 Cuban Link was classic, but that album wouldn’t have hit platinum without a joint like Ice Cream… Nas dropped the Street Dreams remix with R Kelly just to get more spins and notoriety
 

Bone Thugs’ East 1999 Eternal is a VERY dark album, but that joint crossed over when they re-released the album with Tha Crossroads remix to sell more units
 

Method Man’s All I Need razor sharp remix had won the Grammy…NOT the grimy version you heard on the album, the joint WITHOUT Mary J Blige on the hook
 

To take things a lil bit further back, Wu-Tang’s 36 Chambers didn’t move units until they dropped C.R.E.A.M and the M.E.T.H.O.D Man joint…BOTH songs are catchy as hell on a grimy ass album
 

You see the pattern???


Method Man's All I Need original version...click here to watch on your phone


The major difference between that mid-90s era and today is that the new rap cats nowadays act like they can’t make a memorable album even if their lives depended on it…they also feel the need to dumb their shit down to sell
 

Keeping it simple and dumbing down are totally two different things, but that’s for another blog
 

Good music is STILL out there...it's just that music buyers today are too lazy to dig for it…technology spoiled the American public…I remember spending HOURS in record shops to find good music…Yep, I saw a lot of wack shit in ’95-’96, too...that's why I spent hours at the shop...LOL
 

So people, don’t get shit twisted...as much as headz wanna act like rap was pure in ’95-’96, that era was just as commercialized, superficial, and so-called negative as it is today…besides a few differences here and there, the music climate is STILL the same
 

You NEEDED to be a superstar to go platinum in those days just like how you need to stand-out today like a brotha at a klan rally
 

I don’t even wanna talk about the designer clothes and hoes, champagne, liquor and luxury car name drops of '96 that plagued the rap game…Biggie and Tupac were HIGHLY criticized by rap listeners during the last months of their lives because of their materialistic rhymes 


BIG was accused of rhyming with too many designer clothes name drops as a fake mafia don (The Roots sneak-dissed Biggie and his videos in the What They Do video), and Pac was accused of being a fake thug, a troublemaker, and a puppet for Suge Knight

If you don’t believe me, check the readers’ letters in any Vibe and Source magazines during that time

But hey, people tend to overlook those things when they succumb to what my guy Divine had coined, “Funeral Love” 



The Roots What They Do video (aka the Biggie diss)...they're pretty much using themselves to make fun of how rap videos were made in '96 and how they might appear in the future...click here to watch on your phone
 


1995-1996 was the beginning of the end for rap music that wasn't motivated by money, pretty much what you're seeing today on a commercial level...Hip-Hop went from a culture to a business, even during an era that supposedly gave birth to some of the greatest rap music known to man
 
Remember, family…
 

The more things change, the more they stay the same, as the present is just the remix of the past
 

And I’m out
 

Peace
 

Nah’Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Smiff N Wessun "Dah Shinin'"...certified CLASSIC


Monday, April 22, 2013

Freakazoid Mondays Week 8

>>>Ms. Gomez stood and opened her bathrobe. Showing off her rawness turned Rico into a scared cat that fronted like a lion in a jungle. His hands numbed from the surprise. He got hard from the flash of her round breasts. He saw the hair covering the thick set of lips between her legs. His heart felt light. The feeling was like lying on the bed blindfolded and waiting for your lover to lick you across the lips before a kiss.<<<

Taken from page 66 of Thick When the Chances are Slim @ www.nahsunblaze.com



Thursday, April 18, 2013

The Bay Wives Reality Show




What’s woody wood, kinfolk? 

Ayo…I don’t watch reality shows…as a Black man living in America, my life is already a reality show 

But I fucks with The Bay Wives reality show that’s becoming popular on the internet 

Why? 

I can relate to this joint…real talk…it looks like some shit I see everyday when I’m out and about…and besides, I support grassroots movements

I need some brain candy anyway 

The editing needs polishing and better transitioning, but hey, the ESPN from the ‘80s is not the ESPN you see today 

The commercials between the scenes are funny as hell, tho...LOL

Anyway, without further ado, enjoy


CLICK HERE if you’re reading this from your cell phone...OAKLAND AND SAN FRAN STAND UP!!!




Peace

Nah'Sun the Great

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Your Girlfriend Masturbates to my Voice

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers? 

Check out the clips below that break down...

1) The death of Black radio in NYC 


2) How reality shows KILLED the artist 

3) The science of negroes moving down south affecting how companies market in urban areas up north 

4) How radio breaks records 

5) The supply and demand of music 

6) And how to build your buzz in the music industry

Peep some good game right ‘chea


Part 1



Part 2



Part 3



Peace

Nah'Sun @ www.nahsunblaze.com 


Monday, April 15, 2013

Freakazoid Mondays Week 7

>>>Stefanie rode his face like a cowgirl, grinding on his mouth as he sucked her cherry. Slipping his tongue inside her chocolate abyss rushed heat between her thighs. Her eyes rolled in the back of her head. Her senses fell into shock with each nut she busted. Gasping for air, she caught a breather by lifting away from his face. He pulled her down as she tried running away. Pussy tingling and trembling, her muscles tensed. Creaming over his lips lined a milk mustache of frost that uncontrollably came like a runaway train. Gripping his head for balance, she earthquaked and glanced down, licking her lips at Rico as he flossed his teeth with her Garden of Eden.<<<

Taken from page 153 of Thick When the Chances are Slim @ www.nahsunblaze.com