Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Kendrick Lamar RUNS New York


What’s woody wood, grasshoppers???

The buzz about Kendrick Lamar’s verse is annoying as fuck

Yeah, it’s dope…and I’m glad that mainstream America is finally giving lyricism it’s due after dumbing down itself by jerking off to the beat…but the rhyme is a bit overhyped…straight up and down

Headz are acting like he’s the second coming of Rakim by the way they’re reacting to his verse...I mean, pump the fuckin' brakes...let it breathe for a second


Then again, K Lamar is from the West Coast, and they haven't been relevant since Dub C was C-Walkin' on stage at the Up In Smoke Tour...ha ha!

Anyway...


Headz got the “appreciating the sun after watching it rain for 90 days” syndrome…yes, the rhyme is a breather of fresh air, but I’m not gonna bust a nut over one verse…I’ve been listening to Hip-Hop since the 80s, so I’m not gonna cream in my pants over a rhyme from a newbie who’s taking advantage of the circumstance that mainstream rap is the brown juice that’s leaking from the garbage truck

The flip side is that K Lamar is pushing rappers and MCs to push their pens to the limit…and yes, there IS a difference between rappers and MCs…if you don’t know and claim to be a Hip-Hopper, do the Lord’s favor and kill ya’self
 

Aight, ya'll

Peep the lyrics below and judge for yourself


Full Verse:


Tell Flex to drop a bomb on this shit
So many bombs, ring the alarm like Vietnam in this shit
So many bombs, make Farrakhan think Saddam in this bitch
One at a time, I line ‘em up and bomb on they mom while she watchin’ the kids
I’m in a destruction mode if the gold exists
I’m important like the pope, I’m a Muslim on pork
I’m Makaveli’s offspring, I’m the king of New York
King of the Coast, one hand, I juggle them both
The juggernaut’s all in your jugular, you take me for jokes
Live in the basement, church pews and funeral faces
Cartier bracelets for my women friends, I’m in Vegas
Who the fuck y’all thought it’s supposed to be?
If Phil Jackson came back, still no coachin’ me
I’m un-coachable, I’m unsociable Fuck y’all clubs,
Fuck y’all pictures, your Instagram can gobble these nuts
Gobble dick up ’til you hiccup, my big homie Kurupt
This the same flow that put the rap game on a crutch
I’ve seen niggas transform like villain Decepticons
Molly’s a prolly turn these niggas to fuckin’ Lindsay Lohan
A bunch of rich ass white girls lookin’ for parties
Playin with Barbies, wreck the Porsche before you give ‘em the car key
Judge me ’til the monarchy, blessings to Paul McCartney
You called me a black Beetle, I’m either that or a Marley
(I don’t smoke crack motherfucker I sell it)
I’m dressed in all black, this is not for the fan of Elvis
I’m aimin’ straight for your pelvis, you can’t stomach me
You plan on stumpin’ me? Bitch I’ve been jumped before you put a gun on me
Bitch I put one on yours, I’m Sean Connery
James Bonding with none of you niggas, climbing 100 mil in front of me
And I’m gon get it even if you’re in the way
And if you’re in it, better run for pete’s sake
I heard the barbershops be in great debates all the time
Bout who’s the best MC? Kendrick, Jigga and Nas
Eminem, Andre 3000, the rest of yall?
New niggas just new niggas, don’t get involved
And I ain’t rockin no more designer shit
White T’s and Nike Cortez, this is red Corvettes anonymous
I’m usually homeboys with the same niggas I’m rhymin wit
But this is hip hop and them niggas should know what time it is
And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big KRIT, Wale
Pusha T, Meek Mills, A$AP Rocky, Drake
Big Sean, Jay electron’, Tyler, Mac Miller

I got love for you all but I’m tryna murder you niggas
Tryna make sure your core fans never heard of you niggas
They dont wanna hear not one more noun or verb from you niggas
What is competition? I’m tryna raise the bar high
Who tryna jump and get it? You all better off tryna skydive
Out the exit window of 5 G5’s with 5 grand
With your granddad as the pilot he drunk as fuck tryna land
With the hand full of arthritis and popping prosthetic leg
Bumpin Pac in the cockpit so the shit that pops in his head
Is an option of violence, someone heard the stewardess said
That your parachute is a latex condom hooked to a dread



Peace


Nah’Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com



Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Funny Ass Prank on the Subway

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

I've been on vacation lately...a brotha needed a breather...shit, life is hard, and sometimes you gotta live a little just to get away from the dumb shit 

Speaking of living a little...

...check out this clip below

Something to laugh at if you're going through one of them days 

I'll be back in full force next week

Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Tuesday, July 23, 2013

The Truth About Trayvon Martin PART 2

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Check out this joint...it's good shit

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Monday, July 22, 2013

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

The Virgin Who Slept with a Million Women Part 2



What’s woody wood, grasshoppers???

Ya favorite author was back on his bullshit two weeks ago in Atlantic City…I got my party animal on with DJ Supa Dave and the lovely TC on the party bus from NY to AC…the party bus was crunk even though about 10 more people came last year 

It’s all wood, though…I STILL got it in


The liquor was flowing, and the females were right…I’m not gonna get too much into what occurred on the 2 hour bus ride to Atlantic City…let’s just say the ladies on the bus didn’t call me Phreak Nasty for nothin'

When I get it in…I GET IT IN, baby

Just like my homie with ol’ girl below



So we get to The Pool After Dark jumpoff at Harrah’s around 11pm, and the bouncers were on some fuck boy shit, talkin’ about I couldn’t bring my bag inside the club area…I STILL got my knapsack inside the joint with my towel and trunks in case I wanted to get my swim on

Let’s just say I got on my McGyver shit and slid through the entrance with no hassle

Paulie from Jersey Shore was the DJ with his long neck ass…I wasn’t diggin’ the music, then again, I don’t even remember the shit he played…I was too busy checkin’ out the chicks from Jersey and Pennsylvania


To keep it funky with you, I had a better time on the party bus going there and back than the actual party @ Harrah’sHarrah’s was too Hollywood for me…not to mention that most of the females at the joint were either too high siddity, stuck on themselves, or lookin’ for a come up

 
One nice lookin curvy chick from DC was rockin' a bone white dress with no panties on and had asked the king if I had a hotel room

That was a code question for, "Let a bitch hold somethin' so we can fuck"

Nice girl, but I wasn’t trickin’ for shit...she was hustlin' along with her homegirl...ain't nothin wrong with that, but I wasn't the one 

Oh yeah, I almost got kicked out the club for takin’ flicks of the dancer below…shorty was bad as hell…she didn’t care, but one of the fuck boy bouncers did

Dude told me not to take a flick of her…I did anyway…I switched the phone set-up from picture to camera and got 3 seconds of film of the chick until the guys around me were like…

“Yo…yo…put that away…they gonna kick you out”

So I did…I wasn't trippin'...I didn’t pay money for the trip just to get kicked out the joint even though I wasn’t feeling the atmosphere




















Shout out to all the guys and girls on the party bus…let’s do it again, but not at Harrah’s…LOL…real talk

We should’ve instead hit up the all-black party at Club Revel that's also in Atlantic City...I heard that joint was CRUNK that night, but fuck it...hindsight is always crystal clear when you dwell on the past

Aight, ya’ll…it’s been real…I’m Audi 5 stacks

Peace

Nah’Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com
 

P.S.

Click HERE for last year's party bus ride

Random Ass in the Lobby