Showing posts with label Missy King. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Missy King. Show all posts

Monday, May 11, 2015

Missy King's MayPac Fight Party RECAP


What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

I peeped the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight

And quite frankly...

...I enjoyed it

I'll get to the fight later

Me and a homegirl trooped over to a fight party somewhere in NYC...Missy King hosted the event...she throws jumpoffs in the Tri-State area and had asked me to come thru...I asked a homegirl to join ya bwoy, and it's a good thing I accepted the invite because the food and drinks were bangin!






I made a kon-cock-shun bottle for the event...I fucked up the mix by blending the wrong Vodka and not adding enough pineapple juice...the pineapple made the drink, but I tried another mix from the original blend and killed the chasers

Moral of the story

If it ain't broke, don't fix it








My and my homegirl were the first ones there...Fritz (Missy's side piece) gave us a tour of the home...to make a short tour shorter, I got the feeling that the night was gonna be classic

Then more headz showed up...I downed a few drinks and fucked around and got tipsy before the fight even started...I pumped the brakes on the liquor and passed the cup to Crazy...if you knew Crazy, you'll see why headz in the circle blessed her with that nickname

Santa Cruz vs Cayetano

The under cards were dope, but the crowd at the arena gave them no respect...the joint was empty...damn near a ghost town...I don't know about you, but if I'm droppin' thousands of dollars to see a fight live in-person, you can bet your bottom dollar I'm seeing everything

Then again...

...a few thousand ain't shit to millionaires who wipe their asses with Benjamins


Jaime Foxx is a nut, yo

Click here to peep him sing the "Ol Negro Spiritual" version of the National Anthem

The fight was underway, and the hate for Floyd was strong


A lot of people hated the fight...they felt disappointed...that's cool, but don't be mad @ Money May for boxing the way he usually box

Floyd was being Floyd

If anything...

...folks should blame Manny for not coming up with a game plan 
to make Floyd uncomfortable after a 5-year wait


Everybody are entitled to their opinion about the fight...

...but to say that Floyd's style of boxing is "running" tells me you're either a casual boxing fan or you're saying that out of hate

He's defensively a brilliant boxer...his offense is defense, and he's been doing this for YEARS...that's why I laugh when people say they're disappointed with the fight or "underwhelmed"...they haven't been paying attention...Floyd is not gonna change his style to appease the
public's thirst for blood

And you shouldn't expect every boxer to fight the same way

You can't sell out major boxing events in Vegas, arguably the biggest
 entertainment capital in America, if you're "boring"...I don't care how well you market and promote yourself...you either got it or you don't

Point blank

You call it "dancing" and "running," but I call it smart, especially when you're in a sport where brain damage is most likely to happen due to multiple hits to the head


That's why the "dancing" argument is comical

To be undefeated after 48 fights with your health still intact after making millions of dollars is a part of winning "The Game"

You don't have to like Floyd as a person...

...but to say he's not one of the greats is ludicrous when Pacquaio landed 19 percent of his shots, which means he missed 81 percent of those punches

Floyd masterfully didn't allow Manny to get his shit off when he was trapped in the corners and on the ropes



I've come to the conclusion that the general public won't appreciate Floyd until he's dead on some Vincent Van Gogh type shit

So I say...

...enjoy greatness while you can

And on that note, I'm Audi

Shout out to Denzel, tho



Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com




Tuesday, February 24, 2015

When Losing Your Luggage Goes Right


Losing your luggage at the airport is a bitch...

...especially when you're in a foreign country

The red-eye flight that me and my homegirl, Missy, took from JFK to Jamaica wasn't the problem...neither was the group of Guyanese headz wildin' out in the line before boarding the plane...I'll act a fool if I was hittin up a wedding in Jamaica, too

The problem was someone NOT watching the luggage they took from the baggage claim

Missy and I got to the airport at MoBay (that's Montego Bay for you non-traveling muh'fuckas), and everybody got their luggage safe and sound...

...except her

Horny, hungry, thirsty, tired and burning to take a shower, I waited with Missy for damn near 3 hours at the airport doing everything we could to look for her suitcase...I'm talkin' 'bout the suitcase with a pink panty string tied to the handle...how could you NOT notice that when you take a suitcase???

Between drinking overpriced soda and trading mouth-to-mouth backwash with Missy (freaky, but fun), I broke the cobwebs of boredom by asking headz in large groups if they were hittin' up Hedo after they stepped to the lobby from their plane



I ran into my homie QueeZe at the airport check-in for the shuttle to Hedo...he started posting in my Facebook group not too long before the trip...

...and he rolled DEEP with his crew from Atlanta

Never met the guy, so I played eeny, meeny, miny, moe between him and Dee Jay, another cat that flew with them who had the same complexion as him

I didn't pick QueeZe...

...I picked Dee Jay, and felt silly doing that in front of their crew

Me: Are you QueeZe?

Dee Jay: Naw, I'm not

Me: Ooooooh shit! My bad. (Looks around the crew). Oh, YOU must be QueeZe!

QueeZe: Yeeeeah, homie. I'm QueeZe. You think all light skinned niggaz look the same (laughs)


He recognized me from the group as "Wavy" and we kicked it for a while before they jetted to the shuttle

Him and his crew were part of Mocha Fest for the trip, and my crew was Stimulation Overload (Click HERE for details)

Meanwhile...

...I entertained myself by talkin' to any chick I thought were going to Hedo

Ya bwoy got the jump on 'em before the other guys from the resort

*sinister grin*

Life is chess, not checkers

I met a group of tenderonis from Atlanta...they were diggin' the kid, and I dug them...not the type to overcook my welcome, I shot the shit with them for a few odd minutes and kept it movin'

Doing shit like that kept me busy

Fast forward from my makeshift meet and greet at the lobby, Missy finally found her luggage

And guess who had it?

The GUYANESE headz!!!

Missy from the jump had a feeling that they were too wild to realize they took the wrong suitcase...and she was right...then we waited for another 30 minutes...a few of them decided to take their sweet ass time to drop off the suitcase from the hotel

A ball of fury had pushed me to G-check two dudes from the Guyanese crew for taking too long to drop off the luggage

The airport complemented Missy with a drink and a beef patty for the wait...

...and I "got nothin' but face in ass" (old school phrase for nothing!)


The two hour shuttle from MoBay to the Hedonism II resort in Negril isn't bad...I love sight-seeing...why?

Because I get to see shit like this...


Fast forward again to the first night at Hedo...

...the after-party at the nude Jacuzzi at the resort

The resort was a ghost town...I saw nobody...everybody were either fuckin' in their rooms or chillin' in the nude Jacuzzi

Horny as hell, I went on the prowl...normally I'm laid-back, letting the fun cum to me...but a hard dick that's dry ain't a good look when you're on a sex resort

And lo behold...

...one of the shorties from ATL that I met at the airport just so happen to stroll by the disco around 2am, heading to the nude pool

We got it in...not once...but twice

We fucked on the grass area by the hammocks near the bathrooms, and later I nutted on her face in the Blow Job Cave




Funny thing is, playing with her publicly got me more pussy...everybody from that night forward knew about us...and that was unintentional

Some guy from Ireland even suggested to his wife that she suck me off

Crazy shit, ain't it?

Shorty from ATL said one of the main reasons why she played with me was on the strength of my approach...like I had sense...not some bum ass dude who thinks with his dick

You know, the type who acts like they get no pussy back home

Anyway, me and the chickawana took the show back to my room...I asked shorty if she was bi-sexual on the way there...she gave me a "kinda" type of answer

She was frontin'

I introduced shorty to my roommate (NOT Missy) and they got wild with it moments later...

...then it was my turn


She stayed just a few doors down from us with her roommate...I lost track of time...the sun beat us to the punch, and I walked shorty to her room

She wanted round 4 on the booze cruise to Rick's Cafe on the other side of Negril for her Mocha Fest crew to watch us fuck

I didn't make it...

...I was deadbeat tired


*** The moral of the story is ***

First impressions are everything

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun @ www.nahsunblaze.com



Monday, November 10, 2014

Quick flashback (On the way to the nude side)

Now this is what I call dedication

You, too, can carve your name in wood or paint on rocks to leave behind...

...unless you don't want wifey or hubby to know that you went to Hedo with the side piece

#HedonismII


Click here for the break


Sunday, November 9, 2014

Masquerade Ball @ the Main Stage

Stylin' on 'em with the King Tut mask

Leave it to me to show off a lil' bit of Black history amidst the nakedness and freak show

#HedonismII


Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Saturday, November 8, 2014

Sexual Politics of Hedo PART 9

Thirst vs Persistence

Persistance is when a chick is jerkin' me off in the nude pool, but doesn't wanna play @ THAT moment...

...but I convince shorty by suckin' her titties and sliding between her thighs anyway

THIRST is when shorty is giving me ZERO rhythm, and my dumb ass is still tryna holla

Right or Wrong?


Click here for the Masquerade Ball


Friday, November 7, 2014

Sexual Politics of Hedo PART 8

As a single male, I stay away from chicks in a couple...

...'cause getting to know them in order for me to fuck HER takes too much time and energy for ya bwoy

The man generally lets his woman play with a single guy on the LAST day on some departing gift type shit

True story


Click here to read Part 9


Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com



Thursday, November 6, 2014

Sexual Politics of Hedo PART 7

There's ONE thing that can make or break your week on the resort:

The people you come with besides your group

Make sure you're TIGHT with your immediate crew because that one person can fuck up your whole week...

...and if you can't peace things up after a dispute, your vacation is gonna be a wash


Click here to read Part 8


Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Sexual Politics of Hedo PART 6

I wanna holla specifically to the NEW YORK chicks

You're @ Hedo...

...which means leave your defenses and your attitudes in the boroughs

I seriously had to tell this one sista, "Relax, ma...we're NOT in New York anymore"

They're the main ones who wanna get boo'ed up and make a nigga work for the pussy, too


Click here to read Part 7


Facts, my negus

Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Monday, November 3, 2014

Sexual Politics @ Hedo PART 5

This one is specifically for the fellas

Only a fool would go hard on the resort

Pussy would literally fall on your lap if you're laid back instead of coming across like you're looking for something just because you're @ Hedo

Everybody are watching you when you think they're not

Real talk, my negus


Click here to peep the break


Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Sunday, November 2, 2014

Sexual Politics of Hedo PART 4

Party with white folks on the nude side during the daytime...

...they know how to turn up, especially when the Hedo hosts have games for headz to play

Black people are too busy sight-seeing during the day

The night is when the Negus run shit 'cause the DJs cater to the "urban" crowd




Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Saturday, November 1, 2014

Sexual Politics @ Hedo PART 3

If you wanna have an idea of who's on the resort to play, or just there to relax...

...hit up the nude side @ 2am after the disco

That's prime time for freaky shit that goes down

Real talk


Click here to read Part 4


Peace

Nah'Sun @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Friday, October 31, 2014

Sexual Politics of Hedo PART 2

These are two types of women I AVOID on the resort

A) The newbie

And

B) The NON-Lifestyler

These types are still figuring things out, or they wanna get boo'd up with the first guy they play with on some Vanilla shit

#Facts


Click here to read Part 3


Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Thursday, October 30, 2014

Sexual Politics of Hedo PART 1

A female in a couple will most likely play with a single male...

...if she sees him playing with another chick on the nude side

The male will then see that and might feel more comfortable with his gal playing with the single guy instead of viewing him as a creep

This theory of mine was tested this past May

*wink*


Click here to read Part 2


Peace

Nah'Sun @ www.nahsunblaze.com



Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Mile High Club

Titty suckin' on the plane ride from NY to Jamaica...

...showing you the true meaning of the Mile High Club

Ya bwoy gets it in EARLY, my negus



Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Hedonism II Preview

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Back in Chicago, and I got some time to sit down and tend to blogging again

Ayo, I'm gonna kick off my resurrection on some freak shit...

...meaning I'm finna post some flicks and jewels from Hedonism II, baby

Yep, it's about that time to get your deposits together for next year's trips, whether you island hoppin' or staying put in the States

If you're interested in Hedo, hit up www.stimulationoverload.com or www.xppstravel.com

Aight, let the Hedo games begin

Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com