Saturday, March 31, 2018

LET'S GO Web Series Review



What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

I wanna give a review about season 1 of the web series Let's Go

The series is based in Brownsville, Brooklyn which shows the grime and grit of the hood

The series was action packed throughout, and properly gave people a tour of the good, the bad and the ugly of Brownsville....from friendship, betrayal, and the funny shit you may see on the regular...not to mention the sexy ass ladies

Someone should give Denise my number

The character who played "Denise" in the show is the beauty right 'chea, better known as Diamond The Body


While I think the sex scene between Denise and Class could've been better, I think the series overall is a good look for urban web series fans

My favorite characters are Mel and Jonathan...the funniest cats in the series...they most definitely should've gotten more airtime because they gave me life thru 12 episodes

And with that said, I wanna give the PROS and CONS of the web series

PROS

Action
Realism of Brooklyn
Professional camera work
Comedy from Mel and Jonathan
Denise (LOL)
Drinking as a form of painkiller (a lot of people don't realize that drinking sometimes numbs the pain)
The handshake (reminds me of mob shakes back home in the Chi)

CONS

Too many characters
Not enough suspense
Lacking plot twists
Too many dry spots (some of the episodes needed to be shorter and straight to the point)
The acting from some of the characters needs improvement

Overall, the series kept my attention throughout the long rides to Maryland and Long Island

I see the potential of Let's Go, but in order to take the series to the next level, the writer(s) of Let's Go needs to figure out how to separate themselves from other urban web series content wise

Shout out to C-Class for winning the Best Actor in a Lead Role @ the 2018 Urban Web Series awards


FINAL GRADE - 7/10

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

P.S.

The YouTube thumbnail of episode 1 was a good marketing tactic to draw me into watching the series considering that the scene came much later...LOL...smh

Click here to watch episode 1 of Let's Go from your phone



Friday, March 30, 2018

How to Avoid Drama from Couples


Words from your favorite author...

1. Stay out the inbox if you already know your target is boo'd up

2. If you're a guy, approach the male of the couple, and if you're a chick, approach the female of the couple, for the okay to play with their significant other


3. Ask the person's status even if you think they're single

And if they lie about being single, it's not your fault (shit like that happens)

4. Ask about, and know their rules

5. Respect their rules even if you think their rules are goofy


6. Don't kiss and tell in groups about how good (or bad) the sex was in the session

7. Avoid messy ass couples

8. Ask about their do's and don'ts

9. The person in the couple is NOT your significant other

I've seen instances where singles, and couples, wanna claim someone else's main squeeze...LOL...smh


10. Interact and get to know the couple so they could get more comfortable with swapping or for a single play

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

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Thursday, March 29, 2018

Jeremy "Prison Bae" Meeks: Hustler of the Year


What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Remember Jeremy Meeks aka Prison Bae?

The guy that had a lot of women fawning over him...

...wishing he could bust them down

Well, sorry, ladies

My manz saw that the grass was greener and bagged a billionaire by the name of Chloe Green

Not a hundredaire...not a thousandaire...yep, a billionaire

Homie got the bag and then some...

...and I ain't mad at him

CLICK HERE to read the story, and click below for the video


Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Advice for Newbies in the Swing Lifestyle Part 2

*** Some Game for Unicorns ***

Words from your favorite author...

1. Value Your Pussy

Tell homie to meet you at a party to feel him out first, or have him take you on a date instead of the usual Netflix and Chill shit

2. If You Do Go on a Date, Tell Him You Wanna Play with Other Dudes @ Parties

Guys love to cuff and claim single chicks even when they're NOT in a relationship with them 



3. Don't Settle for Weed and Henny

That's thot shit

4. Go to Parties with a Friend or Two for Safety Purposes

Self-explanatory


5. Build with a REPUTABLE Veteran to Learn the Ropes About the Lifestyle

A good way to avoid the pitfalls of being a single woman in the game

6. It's Good to Drink, But NOT Get Drunk


Walking around the party white girl wasted is not a good look

7. Don't Entice Guys with Thirst Traps and Call Them "Thirsty" When They Wanna Holla

That's corny

8. Learn About The BDSM Culture Before You Become a Dom or Sub

Getting hyped off Fiddy Shades of Grey won't cut it 


9. Know the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of a Couple Before You Become Their "Third"

Don't be the reason why a couple break up because you're too anxious to be in a poly

10. Ask the Woman in a Couple if it's Okay to Play with Her Man

Asking eliminates unnecessary drama

Aight, I'm Audi 5G


Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Roxanne Roxanne is a Classic Feminist Movie


What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Netflix premiered the Roxanne Roxanne movie about rap pioneer Roxanne Shante...pretty much the first female solo eMCee to blow up in Hip-Hop, and also one of the earliest eMCees to come out of the Queensbridge Housing Projects...the largest housing development in the world


I would also go far to say that she rapped on the first rap diss record that blew up...
...Roxanne's Revenge

An answer record to U.T.F.O's Roxanne Roxanne

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The first part of Roxanne Roxanne was dope...we got an inside look about how she emerged as a rap star in an industry dominated by males...I thoroughly enjoyed the movie by then even though I got the feeling that the flick had anti-male sentiments throughout

Then the second half of the movie got a little bit weird


The movie at that point made men seem weak and shiesty

R&B singer Tina Turner's abuse from her husband, Ike Turner, was a major part in her life (and made public), and was warranted in What's Love Gotta Do With It?

Now you might say, "Nah'Sun, you do realize that the movie is actually some people's reality, right?"

True, and I'ma say this...

Is domestic violence and sexual assault against women an issue in society?

Most definitely

On the flip side...

...if I didn't know that Roxanne Shante was a rap pioneer, I would've thought she was a battered girlfriend of a drug dealer all the while screwed over by her male friends and associates

What does the "men not living up to their responsibilities" monologue at the end of the movie gotta do with Hip-Hop?

It felt out of place

The movie was low key the Hip Hop version of The Color Purple mix with a little bit of Precious; the scene after Shante and her sisters were waiting on their father, Shante's mother telling her daughters never wait on a man, not to trust a man, etc. We have seen this "Black men ain’t shit" formula being promoted in so many Black movies. I don’t have problem with empowering Black women, but it seems like in order to empower Black women, 
we have to emasculate Black men or throw Black men under the bus


That transition scene from her moaning from sex to screaming when giving birth to screaming from being dragged by her hair was wild

The optics of the whole thing...dang

Roxanne Roxanne came across like an incomplete Lifetime movie instead of a biopic about a rapper who ascended to stardom

But like they say, it's HER-story

I give the movie 3 stars out of 5 due to lack of focus and a main idea

Aight, I'm Audi 5 stacks

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com



Monday, March 26, 2018

Sneak Preview from You, Me, Us, Them – Dreams of a Cuckold

Mick sat on the zebra printed saucer chair across from the bed. Voyeuring. Pulling down his slacks and playing with himself. Hoping to get off from seeing his wife get fucked by "Superman."
Xia lunged straight to Katt and took off her spaghetti strapped sun dress. They went at it. Kissing and groping each other like the last meal on a plate that was licked for the last crumb.
Niccolo undressed himself and slid between them. The meat in the sandwich. Sucking Xia's large, brown areolas that looked like pancakes. Blowing over the wet spots to heighten the sensation with his fingers between her thighs.
Xia straddled atop of Niccolo and kissed him down from chest to crotch. She spat on his dick and jerked him off with the lubrication of saliva. Katt joined in by juggling his balls in her mouth. Xia smiled from her oral gymnastics and lifted Katt's chin for a kiss.
"Wanna share?" Katt asked and licked the shaft of his wood.
"I'll be happy to. I wanna taste you and him at the same time." Xia fondled his balls while Katt ran off at the mouth.
Katt passed him off to Xia as she also went to work. They went back-and-forth with the 9 and got off from watching each other blow him. Playing with each other's titties and fingering each other's clits.
Niccolo sat back with closed eyes and curled toes. He thought he'd died and woke up in heaven. Two women serving him. Two attractive women at that. He felt like the king of the world with his life in their mouths and hands.
"You want me, baby?" Xia whispered, and licked the outer shell of his ear.
Niccolo's body language answered with an intense tongue lashing on her neck. Tracing over her pleasure spots from her neck down to the femininity between her legs. Speaking in tongues with a silent prayer that praised the divine scent that was next to Godliness.
The base of Xia's spine tingled. Shock waves gripped her existence as the couple tag teamed her. Niccolo praised the bottom. Katt blessed the top. Xia held them close. Giving them all she offered. Submitting to their will. Mentally blocking out her husband who sat in the same vicinity. He no longer existed when she immortalized desires from each Adam in her body in the eve of the night.
Niccolo tasted Xia's luscious lipps like his favorite ice cream. Vanilla drip-dropped from her pink diamond to his chin. Slow like molasses. Whipping his urge to sloppily lick the clit. Unashamed. Unapologetic. She didn't get enough of him. She begged for more. Her orgasm melted the cries of "get up and fuck this pussy" in his mouth. She crawled away from his embrace after he licked her inside out and tossed him a condom as she masturbated.
She fell back on the bed to catch her breath from the tongue game that left her sprung. He pulled out his dick and fucked her into a wet dream. Her body was there, but her mind was spaced out. He beamed the pussy to the final frontier until she saw stars by closing her eyes after they rolled in the back of her head.
"Yes, baby. Yes! Damn, you fucking her good." Katt slapped Niccolo's ass as he drilled Xia real proper-like.
Katt pulled out a sex wand from her purse and vibrated the tip on Xia's clit. The feeling from the wand was so intense that time flew in reverse for Xia. She moaned fuck noises like a song played backwards. Sleepwalking from the rattle of the wand on the clit, and the dick in the slit that located her private spot with the GPS.

Good Pussy Strokes.

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Friday, March 23, 2018

Hassan "Poppy" Campbell G-Checks J Prince Jr.

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Social activist, Hassan "Poppy" Campbell, is wondering why J Prince Jr. and his crew don't have the same energy toward police brutality and shootings of Black Americans like they have toward rapper Tekashi 69.

J Prince Jr. and rapper The Game wants Tekashi69, a self-proclaimed Blood, to check-in their hoods...checking-in is usually paying off goons for protection...but hell, what do I know?

Anyway, peep the video for yourself

CLICK HERE if the video below doesn't play


Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Monday, March 19, 2018

Sneak Preview from You, Me, Us, Them – Bowling for Concubines

"Are you having an after party after bowling?" she asked.
Preacher and Niccolo looked at each other like I don't know.
Preacher took the lead while Niccolo fell back from the conversation. "No after party was planned, but we can get shit crackin' anytime, any day, anywhere."
"Oh really?" Evelyn's nipples hardened from Preacher's assertion. "Are you a man of your word?"
Preacher abruptly left Evelyn and Butterfly to whisper in the ears of various group members who weren't bowling. Evelyn looked in wonder. Trying to figure out what Preacher was up to. She saw a group of folks form a wall around them as Preacher dropped to his knees between her legs.
"Do you mind?" he asked while pulling down her panties.
Evelyn gave it a hard count and hesitated with a, "Sure."
She was with the shits after putting 2 and 2 together once she saw people standing around them.
Niccolo wasn't a part of the human wall. He wasn't trying to either. He just fell back and saw Preacher get his eat on at an event that was supposed to have been non-sexual.
Preacher played with Evelyn's vertical clit hood piercing. Sliding the piercing back and forth by licking the ends. Gently sucking on the clit between licking and breathing through the nostrils to inhale her shower fresh scent.
She mentally blocked out everyone surrounding them the same way the music muffled her yelps and moans. She enjoyed how he licked the clit. Not too hard or soft. Just right as he licked her counter-clockwise with the occasional sucking that induced leakage to the point where she squirted on his face.
He didn't mind as he kept licking.
She pressed his face closer to her. Rubbing her clit on his face and twirling her hips like she was riding cowgirl. Licking her lips and pressing her 40H cups together as she grew sensitive. She gyrated faster to rush out the nut and cum in his mouth. When adrenaline flushed her body from the pit of her stomach to the knot waiting to burst from her pelvic, she yelled...
"Aaahhhhaaaahhhaaaa!"
...and pushed his face away to frantically play with herself to squirt all over him.

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Sneak Preview from You, Me, Us, Them – Cuckolding

Niccolo chuckled. "I never knew you were into cuckolding. I guess this calls for a celebration."
The animal in him shaped itself to a wolf that played chicken in the hen house to get what he wanted. He knew she was half baked from the red in her eyes. Fried in the brain to give up the nookie and cheat on the pig with a wolf that saw her husband as pork chop. She led herself to the slaughter. Riding her little pink hood cowgirl style for him to blow down a house that was divided. Best believe if hubby found out, she'd be shitting bricks for sure.
Niccolo gripped her ass cheeks and slapped it six times in a row. Leaving a blush red-handed print on her butt. Marking his territory before taking off his belt and tying her arms together behind her back.
He bent her over on the chestnut table and pulled down his pants. He spat on his hands and lubricated his erection before sliding inside her. She immediately felt the hardness with the wow look because of its thickness.
He ripped open his button up dress shirt like the Hulk and saw her ass make waves against his abs from the doggy. He knew she couldn't take the girth and length of his meat as he pounded her out until her knees buckled. He loosened the belt on her wrists and flipped her over after she dropped to the floor from her knees weakening. She laid flat on her back and got fucked on the exact spot where Mason had purposely spilled his drink.
Niccolo got more enjoyment from the idea of getting it on with Mason's wife than the actual feeling of the wet-n-wild. The feelings were mutual. Niccolo's status, popularity, and negative standing with her husband triggered multiple orgasms to the point where she asked him...
"I'm giving you a gentleman's choice: Cum in my mouth or cum in my pussy."
Mind you, Niccolo had slipped a condom on before bending her over and spreading her ass cheeks apart.
Niccolo thought long and hard. Pun intended. He waited for the nut to build up before making his decision. He waited until he couldn't hold his cum any longer and pulled the condom off.
Cumming inside her...
...pushing himself balls deep for no cum to go to waste.

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Sunday, March 18, 2018

Mo'Nique vs Netflix



 What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

I'm not gonna use this time and space to beat up on Mo'Nique, so I'ma keep this short and sweet

Was Mo'Nique's public complaint about Netflix supposedly short-charging her not the right thing to do?

Hell yeah

However...

...She could use that misstep to her advantage

"But how, Nah'Sun?"

The answer is simple

Mo'Nique has enough comedic material to use the Netflix controversy to independently set-up her own stand-up comedy special to ATTRACT stream and cable networks to kiss her ass

Supply and demand, baby

And once the big-wigs see that she's able to draw a large audience to make them money, they'll knock on her door with the quickness

You can't cry and beg your way to the top

You gotta show and prove

So it's up to Mo'Nique to use her Girl Power and Black Girl Magic to bust ass on stage

And I don't mean literally

Aight, I'm Audi 5 stacks

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Saturday, March 17, 2018

Tupac Was White


What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Off the heels of Lil Xan dissing a legend and the Bruno Mars debate about cultural appropriation (which is silly), I want to discuss the whiteness of Tupac Amaru Shakur


You see, 2pac was the son of a Black Panther Party member...an infamous political organization that brought forth social awareness to not only the US, but the world...Pac received his views about the world from his mother, Afeni Shakur, which had manifested itself in his first album, 2pacalypse Now

But here's the thing...
...that album flopped


That album was a biiiiiig whomp whomp

While 2Pacalypse Now was politically charged with tracks like Trapped, Soulja's Story, and Words of Wisdom, the album lacked a strong single

Brenda's Got a Baby was a dope song, but it failed to move the needle

And that brings us to this...


Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z was Pac's breakthrough album...hands down...he needed strong singles to push him to the forefront, and he got them...courtesy of Keep Ya Head Up and I Get Around

Not only those tracks had pushed him to the forefront...
...but they also brought him closer to suburban America

The demographic that moves albums past gold (500,000 copies sold)

No longer the politically charged eMCee like he was on 2Pacalypse Now, he repped THUG LIFE...an acronym for The Hate U Gave Little Infants Fucks Everyone...a concoction of the street mentality and social consciousness that he'd expressed on his first album...not only he needed the backpacker support, but he also needed credibility

Street credibility

Then came the tats, the outlandish public behavior, and the bad ass rebel image that he portrayed to the public

Pac was pretty much acting like the stereotypical nigga that America either loved to hate, or loved to see as a form of entertainment before the tragedy like a Shakespeare play

And tragedy came closer to my favorite 2pac album, Me Against the World...


This album shows the growth and maturity of 2pac...he wasn't as thugged out like his last album, as cautionary tales like Young Nigga, If I Die 2nite, and Death Around the Corner shows a different side of Pac other than the tough, braggadocious style of rhyme...Pac was on his way to striking a perfect balance between the negative and positive forces that govern people until a sex abuse charge had handed him a prison sentence for damn near a year

A prison sentence that was cut short with the help of Suge Knight, CEO of Death Row Records



All Eyes On Me had catapulted 2pac into full fledged whiteness; commercial acceptance...because the so-called real Hip-Hop headz didn't support him earlier in his career, Pac had to find other ways to market himself as a media giant...the album was a celebration as a new artist on Death Row...full of sex, drugs and rock n roll

Gone was the cautionary tales and political rhymes of past albums that fizzled faster than the cases of champagne he gulped

Don't get it twisted tho...
...he still managed to call out Bill ClintonC. Delores Tucker, and Bob Dole in How Do You Want It, a club track with Jodeci members K-Ci and JoJo

The political side was still there (kinda), but not like the past, which meant that the album was safe...safe for suburbia to listen to without worrying about the revolution knocking on their front door (in contrast to his first two albums)

The double album was about partying and bullshitting...in a good way tho...but a far cry from the socio-political content he was previously known for as the album had went on to sell 5 million copies

A bonafied best seller

He traded in his Black Panther card as America's Nightmare to live the American Dream; mansions, yachts, cars, clothes, fine baby dolls, and countless nights of turn ups with weed and Hennessy

The same way Ice Cube had went from the Nigga You Love to Hate and AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted to America's lovable dad in the film Are We There Yet? for middle America (white folks) to easily digest and accept

So much for Burn Hollywood Burn

No longer the social activist we'd hope for, 2pac was all rock n roll months leading up to his untimely, youthful demise...
...the James Dean of Hip-Hop

And the sad thing is, before he was able to break out of the drug induced haze that clouded his thinking after he'd bailed out from Clinton Correctional Facility in upstate New York, his life was cut short from a hail of bullets after a Mike Tyson fight in Vegas

Only for him to resurrect as Elvis Presley once people had crazily thought he'd faked his death and moved to Cuba



Aight ya'll, I'm Audi 5 stacks

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com


Friday, March 16, 2018

Jay-Z and Beyonce's Outrageous Concert Ticket Prices



What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

A lot of people are up and arms about the On the Run II concert tickets...specifically the prices that cost $900-$1000...and while it's assumed that there aren't any cheaper ticket prices to buy, people are also guessing that the working class are spending their rent money and income tax returns to cop concert tickets


Why do people assume it's "rent" money or some other "shouldn't be spent" fund to get the tickets? Some people have SAVINGS ACCOUNTS...Yep, some of us actually have a stash so when things like this come up, we're in there like swim wear

I'll buy the tickets that's around $150...that's my max... and it's not coming from my rent money...I'm not skipping my cable or electric bill so I won't have to eat ramen noodles for a week afterwards


I even peeped some $90 tickets in the nose bleeds...they have the same ticket prices on the lower level...people buy those nose bleed section tickets and resale them for a higher price

This is the price before people start buying and reselling them at astronomical prices



So let's not blame Jay-Z and Beyonce for the thousand dollar tickets...there's no illuminati conspiracy to post tour dates during tax season...it's the resellers that are selling the tickets at those outrageous prices

A hustle at the consumers' expense

And on that note, I'm Audi 5k

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Friday, March 9, 2018

The Best eMCee from each Borough


What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

I made a list of the best eMCee from each borough in NYC...a borough is a part of NY...kinda like your ward, district, etc.

And NYC is made of 5 boroughs: Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, Staten Island, and the Bronx

I added Long Island for good measure

By the way, Long Island is not really an island unless you count Brooklyn and Queens (which is connected to Long Island)

Anywho, sit back, relax, and peep my list

*****

The Bronx - KRS One


 Classic Albums:

Criminal Minded
By Any Means Necessary

Harlem (Manhattan) - Big L


 Classic Albums:

Lifestyles of the Poor and Dangerous

Brooklyn - Jay Z


 Classic Albums:

Reasonable Doubt
Blueprint

Queens - Nas


 Classic Albums:

Illmatic
It Was Written

Staten Island - The Genius/GZA


 Classic Albums:

Liquid Swords

Long Island - Rakim



Classic Albums:

Paid in Full
Follow the Leader
Let the Rhythm Hit 'Em


Aight, ya'll, I'm Audi 5 stacks

Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

P.S

Happy Anniversary to the passing of the Notorious one...

B.I.G.