Top 10 Things That Swinger Newbies Should Know

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Words from your favorite author...

1. Sex is NOT guaranteed because you donated to get in the party/event

2. Don't jump in someone's play session without asking

3. It's cool to drink, but don't get drunk

4. Bluffing isn't attractive

If you don't wanna play with someone, let THAT be known in a courteous way

5. Understand couple's rules before you approach one of them, or both partners

6. Do research on the group that's hosting the party, and know HOW they run their functions so you can know what to expect (and what NOT to expect)

7. Don't take it personal if someone doesn't wanna play with you

8. Everybody are paying attention to how you move in social media groups and @ the parties to see if they wanna play with you

9. Take a "maybe" or "later" as a "no"

Let them come to YOU after the initial approach if they really wanna play

10. Leave your drama @ home

Nobody wanna hear or see your bullshit

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Peace and Afro Grease

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The Art of Voyeurism

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Words from your favorite author on how to conduct yourself at a Swing party as a voyeur (watcher)...

1. Shut the fuck up (first and foremost)

2. Give the playmates 3 feet

3. If the playroom gets too crowded, watch from the door to make room for the threesome, foursome, fivesome, sixsome, etc.

4. Don’t jump in the session by putting your dick in the face of the chick, hoping for her to suck you off (that's corny and disrespectful to her and the guy she's playing with)

5. And last but not least…

…keep your hands to yourself, or you will pay child support

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Survival Guide for Newbies @ Swing Parties

Some words from your favorite author

This goes for veterans in a new environment as well

1. Expect little and hope for more

Just go with the flow and play things by sight

2. The natives won't initially fuck with you (especially if you're the new guy)

You might come across a chick or two who wants new dick, but women @ LS parties are generally more comfortable with guys they're familiar with

3. Make sure you know someone who could vouch for you

Sexual politics is real @ some of these functions...

...and if you're a dude who knows a chick or guy who got some sort of influence, you'll get your dick wet 9 out of 10 times with no problems

4. Don't lean on the admins and group owner(s) to introduce you to people

Even though they're technically the hosts, many of them think it's not their job to work your mouthpiece for you

5. Have a Plan B on deck

Back-up sex prevents blue balls and frustration

BONUS - Blend with the natives

Every region has their own swag, which means the natives might think you're a weirdo if you stand out too much

Your reputation gotta precede itself in order for you to be different and normal @ the same time in a new environment

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

How to Avoid Drama from Couples

Words from your favorite author...

1. Stay out the inbox if you already know your target is boo'd up

2. If you're a guy, approach the male of the couple, and if you're a chick, approach the female of the couple, for the okay to play with their significant other

3. Ask the person's status even if you think they're single

And if they lie about being single, it's not your fault (shit like that happens)

4. Ask about, and know their rules

5. Respect their rules even if you think their rules are goofy

6. Don't kiss and tell in groups about how good (or bad) the sex was in the session

7. Avoid messy ass couples

8. Ask about their do's and don'ts

9. The person in the couple is NOT your significant other

I've seen instances where singles, and couples, wanna claim someone else's main squeeze...LOL...smh

10. Interact and get to know the couple so they could get more comfortable with swapping or for a single play

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Advice for Newbies in the Swing Lifestyle Part 2

*** Some Game for Unicorns ***

Words from your favorite author...

1. Value Your Pussy

Tell homie to meet you at a party to feel him out first, or have him take you on a date instead of the usual Netflix and Chill shit

2. If You Do Go on a Date, Tell Him You Wanna Play with Other Dudes @ Parties

Guys love to cuff and claim single chicks even when they're NOT in a relationship with them 

3. Don't Settle for Weed and Henny

That's thot shit

4. Go to Parties with a Friend or Two for Safety Purposes
Self-explanatory

5. Build with a REPUTABLE Veteran to Learn the Ropes About the Lifestyle

A good way to avoid the pitfalls of being a single woman in the game

6. It's Good to Drink, But NOT Get Drunk

Walking around the party white girl wasted is not a good look

7. Don't Entice Guys with Thirst Traps and Call Them "Thirsty" When They Wanna Holla

That's corny

8. Learn About The BDSM Culture Before You Become a Dom or Sub

Getting hyped off Fiddy Shades of Grey won't cut it 

9. Know the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of a Couple Before You Become Their "Third"

Don't be the reason why a couple break up because you're too anxious to be in a poly

10. Ask the Woman in a Couple if it's Okay to Play with Her Man

Asking eliminates unnecessary drama

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

How to Avoid Drama from Couples in the Lifestyle

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Drama at parties usually occurs between couples and singles. Mainly because singles violate by not adhering to code of conduct like asking before touching and things of that nature. Sooooooo I decided to give folks an alley-oop before shit gets ugly at a party

1. Stay out the inbox if you already know your target is boo'd up

2. If you're a guy, approach the male of the couple, and if you're a chick, approach the female of the couple, for the okay to play with their significant other

3. Ask the person's status even if you think they're single

And if they lie about being single, it's not your fault (shit like that happens) 

4. Ask about, and know their rules

5. Respect their rules even if you think their rules are goofy

6. Don't kiss and tell in groups about how good (or bad) the sex was in the session

7. Avoid messy ass couples

8. Ask about their do's and don'ts 

9. The person in the couple is NOT your significant other

I've seen instances where singles, and couples, wanna claim someone else's main squeeze...LOL...smh

10. Interact and get to know the couple so they could get more comfortable with swapping or a single play

I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Advice for Newbies in the Swing Lifestyle

*** Some Game for Newbie Guys ***

Words from your favorite author...

1. Be Patient

Some chicks won't fuck with you UNTIL they get to know you and see you @ a few parties

2. Don't Expect Much @ Parties

Expectation is the mother of disappointment

3. Stay Out the Inbox

Chicks already have it in their mind that you a creep when they don't know you unless they hit YOU up first

4. Hit up Meet and Greets

Familiarity breeds contempt, but it also makes people pay more attention to you when they see how you move

Which also means your posts in groups will get more love because headz actually saw you in-person #NoCatfish

5. Don't Voice Your Opinions in Someone Else's Beef

Mind your business unless you with the shits

6. Link up with a REPUTABLE veteran to learn the ins and outs of the Lifestyle

Every master was a student first

7. "Do The Knowledge"

In other words...look, listen and observe instead of going hard around unfamiliar people

8. If you're local, take your time to get your feet wet

9. If you're out of town, approach as many chicks as possible without seeming thirsty

You might not see them again, but be discrete about it because bad news travel faster thanks to social media

10. Approach the man in a couple if you wanna play with his woman

Every couple has their own rules, but that's the universal etiquette of the Lifestyle

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com