Top 10 Things That Swinger Newbies Should Know

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Words from your favorite author...

1. Sex is NOT guaranteed because you donated to get in the party/event

2. Don't jump in someone's play session without asking

3. It's cool to drink, but don't get drunk

4. Bluffing isn't attractive

If you don't wanna play with someone, let THAT be known in a courteous way

5. Understand couple's rules before you approach one of them, or both partners

6. Do research on the group that's hosting the party, and know HOW they run their functions so you can know what to expect (and what NOT to expect)

7. Don't take it personal if someone doesn't wanna play with you

8. Everybody are paying attention to how you move in social media groups and @ the parties to see if they wanna play with you

9. Take a "maybe" or "later" as a "no"

Let them come to YOU after the initial approach if they really wanna play

10. Leave your drama @ home

Nobody wanna hear or see your bullshit

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Peace and Afro Grease

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The Art of Voyeurism

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Words from your favorite author on how to conduct yourself at a Swing party as a voyeur (watcher)...

1. Shut the fuck up (first and foremost)

2. Give the playmates 3 feet

3. If the playroom gets too crowded, watch from the door to make room for the threesome, foursome, fivesome, sixsome, etc.

4. Don’t jump in the session by putting your dick in the face of the chick, hoping for her to suck you off (that's corny and disrespectful to her and the guy she's playing with)

5. And last but not least…

…keep your hands to yourself, or you will pay child support

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How to Avoid Drama from Couples

Words from your favorite author...

1. Stay out the inbox if you already know your target is boo'd up

2. If you're a guy, approach the male of the couple, and if you're a chick, approach the female of the couple, for the okay to play with their significant other

3. Ask the person's status even if you think they're single

And if they lie about being single, it's not your fault (shit like that happens)

4. Ask about, and know their rules

5. Respect their rules even if you think their rules are goofy

6. Don't kiss and tell in groups about how good (or bad) the sex was in the session

7. Avoid messy ass couples

8. Ask about their do's and don'ts

9. The person in the couple is NOT your significant other

I've seen instances where singles, and couples, wanna claim someone else's main squeeze...LOL...smh

10. Interact and get to know the couple so they could get more comfortable with swapping or for a single play

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

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