Top 10 Things You SHOULD Do as a Swinger Newbie

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

This is the flip side to the last blog

Words from your favorite author...

1. Post videos of you fuckin in swing groups so headz can see what you're workin' with

Granted that you have permission from the other person or people to post them

2. Fuck the dog shit outta a chick @ a party

I got more pussy when chicks saw me put in work than any inbox message that was sent

Facto

3. Go to parties with a friend or two

Especially for women who need to be more comfortable and secure @ parties in case something goes wrong

4. Approach the man of a couple if you're a male, and the woman if you're a female, if you want a one-on-one with their significant other

That's the universal etiquette even though each couple has their own rules

5. Stay out the inbox

Just because you got rhythm thru text doesn't mean that'll translate well when ya'll see each other for the first time

Nobody wants their time wasted

6. Go to meet and greets more often

85 percent of communication is body language

See point 5 as a reference

7. If you come to a party with someone, leave with that same person (and check on them periodically)

8. Flirt @ a party to test the waters if you're afraid of rejection

9. Bring a bottle that costs more than 20 bucks

Or buy some shit that you think nobody has heard of if you're on a budget (cheat code)

10. Bring a date

Dudes who come solo always have the audacity to complain about sausage parties when they don't even bring their side chicks

Social media groups are a great place to meet and link up with someone of interest if you REALLY want to experience the Swinger lifestyle

It's better to come with a companion to get a better feel of the game instead as a single

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Signs That Show You're Thirsty

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Some thoughts to save you from embarrassment and a reputation that's the opposite of greatness

Words from your favorite author...

1. Carrying on a conversation in the inbox when the person isn't replying, regardless that they'd "seen" your messages

2. Posting thirst trap pics and calling headz "thirsty" for inboxing you because of them

3. Persistence after a "no" or "maybe"

4. Following someone around the party on some Sonic and Tails shit

5. Acting like a vulture by jumping in someone else's play session when you weren't invited

MAJOR guy code violation, mayne

6. Touching without asking (don't get slapped)

7. Talking too much without getting a response

8. Calling someone thru Facebook instead of getting their math directly from them

9. Convincing someone to play with you

Bentley doesn't convince headz to buy their cars...
...so you should do the same when it comes to playing

10. Paying for sex @ a Lifestyle function

You should get pimp slapped with baby powder for trickin' when you don't have to

Aight, I'm Audi 5 stacks

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Advice for Newbies in the Swing Lifestyle Part 2

*** Some Game for Unicorns ***

Words from your favorite author...

1. Value Your Pussy

Tell homie to meet you at a party to feel him out first, or have him take you on a date instead of the usual Netflix and Chill shit

2. If You Do Go on a Date, Tell Him You Wanna Play with Other Dudes @ Parties

Guys love to cuff and claim single chicks even when they're NOT in a relationship with them 

3. Don't Settle for Weed and Henny

That's thot shit

4. Go to Parties with a Friend or Two for Safety Purposes
Self-explanatory

5. Build with a REPUTABLE Veteran to Learn the Ropes About the Lifestyle

A good way to avoid the pitfalls of being a single woman in the game

6. It's Good to Drink, But NOT Get Drunk

Walking around the party white girl wasted is not a good look

7. Don't Entice Guys with Thirst Traps and Call Them "Thirsty" When They Wanna Holla

That's corny

8. Learn About The BDSM Culture Before You Become a Dom or Sub

Getting hyped off Fiddy Shades of Grey won't cut it 

9. Know the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of a Couple Before You Become Their "Third"

Don't be the reason why a couple break up because you're too anxious to be in a poly

10. Ask the Woman in a Couple if it's Okay to Play with Her Man

Asking eliminates unnecessary drama

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

How to Avoid Drama from Couples in the Lifestyle

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Drama at parties usually occurs between couples and singles. Mainly because singles violate by not adhering to code of conduct like asking before touching and things of that nature. Sooooooo I decided to give folks an alley-oop before shit gets ugly at a party

1. Stay out the inbox if you already know your target is boo'd up

2. If you're a guy, approach the male of the couple, and if you're a chick, approach the female of the couple, for the okay to play with their significant other

3. Ask the person's status even if you think they're single

And if they lie about being single, it's not your fault (shit like that happens) 

4. Ask about, and know their rules

5. Respect their rules even if you think their rules are goofy

6. Don't kiss and tell in groups about how good (or bad) the sex was in the session

7. Avoid messy ass couples

8. Ask about their do's and don'ts 

9. The person in the couple is NOT your significant other

I've seen instances where singles, and couples, wanna claim someone else's main squeeze...LOL...smh

10. Interact and get to know the couple so they could get more comfortable with swapping or a single play

I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Advice for Newbies in the Swing Lifestyle

*** Some Game for Newbie Guys ***

Words from your favorite author...

1. Be Patient

Some chicks won't fuck with you UNTIL they get to know you and see you @ a few parties

2. Don't Expect Much @ Parties

Expectation is the mother of disappointment

3. Stay Out the Inbox

Chicks already have it in their mind that you a creep when they don't know you unless they hit YOU up first

4. Hit up Meet and Greets

Familiarity breeds contempt, but it also makes people pay more attention to you when they see how you move

Which also means your posts in groups will get more love because headz actually saw you in-person #NoCatfish

5. Don't Voice Your Opinions in Someone Else's Beef

Mind your business unless you with the shits

6. Link up with a REPUTABLE veteran to learn the ins and outs of the Lifestyle

Every master was a student first

7. "Do The Knowledge"

In other words...look, listen and observe instead of going hard around unfamiliar people

8. If you're local, take your time to get your feet wet

9. If you're out of town, approach as many chicks as possible without seeming thirsty

You might not see them again, but be discrete about it because bad news travel faster thanks to social media

10. Approach the man in a couple if you wanna play with his woman

Every couple has their own rules, but that's the universal etiquette of the Lifestyle

Aight, I'm Audi 5G

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

You, Me, Us, Them - the Swinger Chronicles

ABOUT THE BOOK

Some dream about it. Some indulge. The rest are curious about introducing themselves to the swing culture.

You, Me, Us, Them is a thorough examination of the Lifestyle commonly known to swingers as the LS. As couple swapping is generally frowned upon in mainstream society, the story of Niccolo and Katt takes you on a trip through the good, the bad, and the ugly for vets and newbies alike to avoid the pitfalls of the LS while engaging in sexxxplosive fantasies between 60 chapters of no filler.

You'll learn words of the LS such as unicorn, bull, chocolate, and vanilla that don't have anything to do with ice cream and animals.

You, Me, Us, Them serves as a vetting process of a secret society where codes, ethics, and principles are expected to be abided by between couples and singles in a close-knit community that distinguishes itself from people who merely engage in sex parties.

Common SIDE EFFECTS may include horniness, booty calls, random texts, addiction, insomnia, and pillow talking among friends about how damn good the book is after you finish reading.

Feel the blaze, a Nah'Sun blaze

www.nahsunblaze.com