Freakazoid Mondays Week 9

>>>Shivers clamped down her thighs. She felt weak from the runaway squirting. The vaginal waterfalls drew a damp circle the size of a saucer on the wall-to-wall royal blue carpet.

He put his hands between her legs to catch some of the squirting from hitting the carpet.<<<

Taken from page 218 of Thick When the Chances are Slim @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Tupac and Biggie Killed Hip-Hop

Me choppin it up with Lord Finesse

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers?
 
I’m finna get straight to the point…
 
It pisses me off that society romanticizes the past…I admit, I do it sometimes…shit, 99 percent of the DVD movies I own were either made in the 1990s or older
 
The truth is, with the exception of Argo (instant classic) and Bamboozled, I really don’t fuck with movies in the 2000s too heavy
 
That leads me to the years of 1995-1996, infamously known as the wet dreams of Hip-Hop fans
 
A slew of classic albums dropped in those two years: Only Built 4 Cuban Link, Dah Shining, Reasonable Doubt, Temples of Boom, ATLiens, 7 Day Theory, The Infamous, It Was Written, Liquid Swords, East 1999 Eternal, and too many other joints to name
 
Hell, I’ll even throw in cult classics like Crucial Conflict’s The Final Tic in the mix (one of my personal favorite albums)

What people fail to realize is that Hip-Hop back then was NO DIFFERENT from Hip-Hop of today
 
I’m NOT talking about the quality of albums…you must be on crack or molly to think that rap albums today can remotely compete with joints from back then…That’s not even a debate
 
I’m not talkin’ about that…
 
…I’m talkin’ about the SUCCESS of an album and rap artist
 
You see, in order for a rap artist or group to even sniff platinum, a CROSSOVER record needed to be made, or else you found yourself barely going gold or even dropped from the label
 
Yeah, Fu-Gee-La was cute, but The Score wouldn’t have done shit on the charts without The Fugees droppin’ the remake of Roberta Flack’s Killing Me Softly…Raekwon’s Only Built 4 Cuban Link was classic, but that album wouldn’t have hit platinum without a joint like Ice Cream… Nas dropped the Street Dreams remix with R Kelly just to get more spins and notoriety
 
Bone Thugs’ East 1999 Eternal is a VERY dark album, but that joint crossed over when they re-released the album with Tha Crossroads remix to sell more units
 
Method Man’s All I Need razor sharp remix had won the Grammy…NOT the grimy version you heard on the album, the joint WITHOUT Mary J Blige on the hook
 
To take things a lil bit further back, Wu-Tang’s 36 Chambers didn’t move units until they dropped C.R.E.A.M and the M.E.T.H.O.D Man joint…BOTH songs are catchy as hell on a grimy ass album
 
You see the pattern???

Method Man's All I Need original version...click here to watch on your phone

The major difference between that mid-90s era and today is that the new rap cats nowadays act like they can’t make a memorable album even if their lives depended on it…they also feel the need to dumb their shit down to sell
 
Keeping it simple and dumbing down are totally two different things, but that’s for another blog
 
Good music is STILL out there...it's just that music buyers today are too lazy to dig for it…technology spoiled the American public…I remember spending HOURS in record shops to find good music…Yep, I saw a lot of wack shit in ’95-’96, too...that's why I spent hours at the shop...LOL
 
So people, don’t get shit twisted...as much as headz wanna act like rap was pure in ’95-’96, that era was just as commercialized, superficial, and so-called negative as it is today…besides a few differences here and there, the music climate is STILL the same
 
You NEEDED to be a superstar to go platinum in those days just like how you need to stand-out today like a brotha at a klan rally
 
I don’t even wanna talk about the designer clothes and hoes, champagne, liquor and luxury car name drops of '96 that plagued the rap game…Biggie and Tupac were HIGHLY criticized by rap listeners during the last months of their lives because of their materialistic rhymes 

BIG was accused of rhyming with too many designer clothes name drops as a fake mafia don (The Roots sneak-dissed Biggie and his videos in the What They Do video), and Pac was accused of being a fake thug, a troublemaker, and a puppet for Suge Knight

If you don’t believe me, check the readers’ letters in any Vibe and Source magazines during that time

But hey, people tend to overlook those things when they succumb to what my guy Divine had coined, “Funeral Love” 

The Roots What They Do video (aka the Biggie diss)...they're pretty much using themselves to make fun of how rap videos were made in '96 and how they might appear in the future...click here to watch on your phone
 

1995-1996 was the beginning of the end for rap music that wasn't motivated by money, pretty much what you're seeing today on a commercial level...Hip-Hop went from a culture to a business, even during an era that supposedly gave birth to some of the greatest rap music known to man
 

Remember, family…
 
The more things change, the more they stay the same, as the present is just the remix of the past
 
And I’m out
 
Peace
 
Nah’Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Smiff N Wessun "Dah Shinin'"...certified CLASSIC

Freakazoid Mondays Week 8

>>>Ms. Gomez stood and opened her bathrobe. Showing off her rawness turned Rico into a scared cat that fronted like a lion in a jungle. His hands numbed from the surprise. He got hard from the flash of her round breasts. He saw the hair covering the thick set of lips between her legs. His heart felt light. The feeling was like lying on the bed blindfolded and waiting for your lover to lick you across the lips before a kiss.<<<

Taken from page 66 of Thick When the Chances are Slim @ www.nahsunblaze.com

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The Bay Wives Reality Show

What’s woody wood, kinfolk? 

Ayo…I don’t watch reality shows…as a Black man living in America, my life is already a reality show 

But I fucks with The Bay Wives reality show that’s becoming popular on the internet 

Why? 

I can relate to this joint…real talk…it looks like some shit I see everyday when I’m out and about…and besides, I support grassroots movements

I need some brain candy anyway 

The editing needs polishing and better transitioning, but hey, the ESPN from the ‘80s is not the ESPN you see today 

The commercials between the scenes are funny as hell, tho...LOL

Anyway, without further ado, enjoy

CLICK HERE if you’re reading this from your cell phone...OAKLAND AND SAN FRAN STAND UP!!!




Peace

Nah'Sun the Great

Your Girlfriend Masturbates to my Voice

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers? 

Check out the clips below that break down...

1) The death of Black radio in NYC 

2) How reality shows KILLED the artist 

3) The science of negroes moving down south affecting how companies market in urban areas up north 

4) How radio breaks records 

5) The supply and demand of music 

6) And how to build your buzz in the music industry

Peep some good game right ‘chea


Part 1



Part 2



Part 3



Peace

Nah'Sun @ www.nahsunblaze.com 

Freakazoid Mondays Week 7

>>>Stefanie rode his face like a cowgirl, grinding on his mouth as he sucked her cherry. Slipping his tongue inside her chocolate abyss rushed heat between her thighs. Her eyes rolled in the back of her head. Her senses fell into shock with each nut she busted. Gasping for air, she caught a breather by lifting away from his face. He pulled her down as she tried running away. Pussy tingling and trembling, her muscles tensed. Creaming over his lips lined a milk mustache of frost that uncontrollably came like a runaway train. Gripping his head for balance, she earthquaked and glanced down, licking her lips at Rico as he flossed his teeth with her Garden of Eden.<<<

Taken from page 153 of Thick When the Chances are Slim @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Ray J ETHERS Kanye over Kim....I Hit It First

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers???

Ayoooooo…

This Ray J song I Hit It First is funny as hell…ha ha!…I can actually hear DJs rockin’ this joint at the clubs, real talk

So check it…

I’m not the type to tell a man what to do, but I wouldn’t have wifed up Kim Kardashian and put a seed in her if I was Kanye…if I’d known she fooled around with other dudes in the same industry I was in, I might fuck and get my dick wet, but I wouldn’t wife up the chick

That seems messed up to say, but hey, Kim is a sexy ass chick…I’m not gonna front, fam

I’m sure there are hundreds, maybe thousands, of Kim Kardashian’s walking around the world to choose from…the world is too big to be hooked on one person

On the flip side, people will tell Ray J, “You wasn’t the first to smash Kim”

And you know what, that’s true, but I’m not sure that’s the angle that Ray J was hitting on…I think Ray J is saying he was the first cat in the industry to dig her out…that’s my take on the sit’ation

Of course, there’s a good chance that the woman I’ll settle down with have been with other dudes…but that’s not the issue, home skillet…I just don’t wanna fuck with the same broad that’s been passed around in the same industry I’m in…point blank

When it comes to Kim, she did a wet flick with Ray J, then moved on to Reggie Bush (the football playin’ cat), Kris Humphries (I thought their relationship was fake)…and now Kanye

I love the low-key type of chick…

…but hey, to each their own

Even though Ray J got the best of Kanye on this one, he’s still Brandy’s little brother to me…straight up

Aight ya’ll…I’m out

Peace

Nah’Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Ghetto Pass in Jersey

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers???
 
Play the CLASSIC instrumental up top to groove while you get your read on
 
Ayo…this past weekend I took a much needed trip to Trenton, New Jersey to hang out with some peeps, also known as my ghetto tour guide…for those in the know, Trenton is HOOD as hell…straight grimy, kid
 
That says a lot considering I’m from the worst housing project in Chicago…LOL 

My Old Building...61 Macs in Cabrini Green

Trenton’s bad rep didn’t stop the king from doing some quick sight seeing @ the Donnelly Homes Housing Projects that first night
 

The Homes Projects reminds me of the row houses in the Cabrini Green Housing Projects in Chicago; my old stomping grounds...you know about the Greens, baby…it’s the ‘hood where Coolie High and Candy Man were filmed and the sitcom Good Times was based at
 

The Greens no longer exist…Uncle Sam had pretty much torn down every housing project in the Chi
 

That’s for another blog...back to Jerz
 

I swooped by Trenton around 8pm Saturday…it ain’t shit to do in Trenton at night, so my peeps decided to hit up the liquor store before we caught the Michigan/Syracuse game…before we copped some liqs, I told my partner-n-crime to take me to MLK
 

The Boulevard to be exact

Donnelly Homes Housing Projects

I wanted to peep the Homes Projects on The Boulevard…I saw that joint on Gangland when they filmed the Sex, Money, Murder and G-Shine niggas…I checked out the ‘hood and did my own mini-documentary
 
I’m a fool with it, right?...ha ha!
 
I took some flicks and filmed around the ‘hood before I copped me a can of ginger ale at the liquor store to mix it with the E&J to get right for the night

Maaaan, joe…after gettin’ right from that drink and grubbin on pizza and cheese sticks from Papa Johns, I was knocked out, sun…I mean Tyson-punch knocked out…I thought it was funny when some dude from Papa Johns had checked to see if they delivered in the ‘hood I was in
 
I haven’t heard that shit since the ‘90s…LOL
 
So check it…Day 2, my peeps treated me to IHOP in Hamilton…a ninja was hungry, so you know that cheese omelet was no match for the king…word to mutha
 
All I gotta say about my time at IHOP is that I got some crazy ass friends…they talkin’ about other people’s kids and shit, roastin’ the waitress who looked like her face had overdosed on lip stick
 
Karma bit one of my crimey’s in the ass when she damn near lost her phone…that’s what her ass get for fuckin’ with other peoples’ kids…LOL
 
Stuyvesant and Ellsworth was the next ‘hood we rolled thru…once again, the Gangland joint led me to that intersection…3 dudes paced toward us as we took some flicks on the corner
 
Not for nothin’, fam, I thought those cats were clockin’ me hard on some “why the fuck they takin’ pictures in my ‘hood?” type shit…but naw, they weren’t...
 
...they were too busy checkin’ out the phat African ass on my homegirl
 
*face palm*
 
A 60-inch ass is every man’s kryptonite

The Corner of Stuyvesant and Ellsworth

We left that joint to hit up Roger Gardens…it's another housing project in Trenton...my peeps said that ‘hood was too dangerous for us to take flicks…LOL…so I filmed it instead
 

Niggas in Trenton have the eyes of a killer on some “I’ll kill you over a bag of cheetos” type shit…real talk…lookin’ at some of the dudes grillin’ us real gangster-like as we rolled thru gave me flashbacks of when I used to live in the Greens when that ‘hood used to be on some Wild Wild West shit

I later paid homage at the Tamrah Leonard mural in North Trenton on MLK Blvd…shorty got killed from a stray bullet from a drive-by at a block party

Rest in Paradise, baby girl

The trial of the shooter is still going on, but I wanna get something off my chest right quick…
 
Brothas…if you gonna lick shots at someone, DON’T be reckless by shootin' at a crowd especially when kids are around…catch whoever you wanna get on a SOLO tip…real shit
 
Or else you’ll find yourself doing football numbers without pussy and freedom while worryin’ about the wolves testing your gangster
 
It’s like what my man Nas said on the One Love joint:

"...I had to school him, told him don't let niggas fool him,
'cuz when the pistol blows the one that's murdered will be the cool one,
Tough luck when niggas are struck, families fucked up,
Could've caught your man, but didn't look when you bucked up,
Mistakes happen, so take heed,
Never bust up at the crowd, catch him solo, make the right man bleed..."
 
 
Aight, back to some positive shit…
 
I had fun at Trenton believe it or not…yeah, that town is wild as fuck (drugs, broken homes, and lack of jobs will make beautiful people do some ugly shit)…but hey, you gotta make the best of everything
 
And you know I did…even if I was there for only two days
 
One thing’s for sure, and two thing’s for certain…Trenton looks country as hell…LMAO
 
Aight, ya’ll…I’m out
 
Peace!!!
 
Nah’Sun @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Stuntin' @ Donnelly Homes

Freakazoid Mondays Week 6

>>>Sex tricks ran the wheels in his head to try something frisky. He wrapped his arms around her waist and slowly lowered her to the furry red carpet where she lied upside down. The handstand dropped back her skirt and showed the pleasure spot that whetted his appetite. Surprise morphed into amazement as she looked up to see him squat over to twirl his tongue around her clit. <<<

Taken from page 30 of Thick When the Chances are Slim @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Father Whoops Daughters for Twerkin'...and Gets Arrested!!!

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers?
 
Ayo, I’m halfway done with finishing a chapter of In the Thick of Things aka Thick 3…the 3rd installment of my infamous Thick novel series
 
So far, so good…but, man, writing a book ain't easy…shit is hard, but hey, somebody gotta do it
 
But fuck all that for a second, I wanna talk about the black belt champion aka Daddy Cool for whoopin’ the dog shit outta his daughters for twerkin’
 
Twerkin’ is pretty much booty shakin’ gymnastics for those who aren’t "in the know"
 
And you know what’s crazy about this whole sit’ation?
 
You got people in cyber space stressin' that the whoopin’ from the father, Mr. Greg Horn of Dayton, Ohio, was out of line and abusive….okay, I can respect that opinion…but shit, I got my ass handed to me when I was young and dumb much WORSE than what you're about to see in the clip
 
LOL
 
Ayo...I bet all you mofos that’s against the father servin’ his daughters that good ol skool ass whoppin’ are the same ones typing "smh" or "where are the parents?" when you see stories or images of the youth actin’ like they got no damn home training
 
People complain about fathers not being around the household, but then complain when they DO discipline their children to keep things in order

Ain’t that a bitch?!

If you ask me, hell naw that whoopin' wasn't too much...that shit was out of love, straight up...would you rather see those little girls get their asses whooped by daddy, or see them on the hoe stroll and get their asses whooped by PIMP daddy?

I thought so 

I mean, gah-damn…society is gettin’ too damn soft on these youngins…it ain’t abuse if they don’t die…real talk…LOL
 
My grandma (may God bless Ms. Christine's sweet soul) used to whup me and my cousins until we developed what she called “alligator skin”
 
You see, family…alligator skin is when you get beat by belts, ropes, extension and ironing cords for so long that your skin gets immune to the shit…I guess that’s why I can survive in the book game because I got "thick skin"
 
Okay, that joke was type-corny…anyway, here comes the fucked up part…
 
I just heard that the father got indicted for the whoopin's…maaaaan, that’s that bullshit…the government is quick to lock niggas up for actin’ a fool, but then turn around and arrest the parent that’s supposed to serve justice whenever their kids are out of line so they WON'T get locked up for actin' a fool when they grow up
 
Only in America where you’ll get arrested for whoopin’ your kids…then you wonder why the youth act so damn savage

Hold ya head up, Mr. Horn

That “time out” and “sit in the corner” nonsense don’t work for these hard heads nowadays
 
And for the record, I only saw one of those twerk videos in its entirety…I don’t bother watching them…I bet most of those chicks are under 18 (most likely fatherless) and lookin’ for attention…sad shit, ain’t it?
 
But check it…
 
…a lot of females nowadays got the game all twisted up back asswards

Instead of fuckin for Facebook and twerkin’ for Twitter damn near buck nekkid, what they SHOULD do is use the power of the "P" persuasion and GET MONEY if they gonna go that route
 
They doing all this attention whoring broke as hell without two nickels to rub against
 
And the last time I checked, you don’t get paid for having a gang of Facebook LIKES and your ego boosted
 
If you gonna be a hoe, AT LEAST be a good one, or else get some knowledge of self
 
Aight, ya’ll…I’m out...I got more writing to do
 
Nah’Sun the Great aka your favorite thick girl author @ www.nahsunblaze.com
 
P.S. if you haven't seen the art of "twerkin," just run a search on YouTube

In the mean time, enjoy the whoopin' below...cheerio! 

Tips for New and Aspiring Authors

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers?

Peep game if you wanna write a book

Thank me later


1. Book publishing is about sales...not your great writing or your fabulous story or your credentials.

2. Professional editing is worth every dime...even if you aced your grammar course and love diagramming sentences, you still need an editor.

3. The more eyes or your work the better...don't hold on to your writing as if it were high-level, classified information.

4. When writing fiction, show don't tell...it is always better to describe a scene or create dialogue rather than straight narrative.

5. Read books on writing...they help.

6. Join professional writing associations...even if you only attend one conference a year or page through one journal, you get to know the industry and feel a sense of belonging to a noble profession.

7. If you have self-published, don't spend money on PR/marketing firms...unless you have a huge advertising budget and money to burn. Yes, PR/marketing firms can get you exposure, but they cannot sell books. Only you can do that.

8. If you feel you must invest in some kind of marketing, spend money on advertising with book bloggers...they are all about books and folks who visit their sites love to read and are seeking the next best read.

9. Reviews sells books...positive reviews are great, but even negative ones help your writing and sell books.

10. Be realistic about book sales...even though publishing is all about sales, writing is about communication.

 
Peace

Nah’Sun @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Freakazoid Mondays Week 5

>>>He flipped her over on her stomach and scissored her legs wide open. Nibbles on the butt tickled her. She jerked from the wetness from his lips. Sliding his tongue down her ass crack, he dug deep inside her paddy cake. She moaned from the sensitive pleasure and jerked like a sudden stop of a car until he slid down her pretty please.<<<

Taken from page 183 of Thick in the Nick of Time @ www.nahsunblaze.com