When Losing Your Luggage Goes Right

Losing your luggage at the airport is a bitch...

...especially when you're in a foreign country

The red-eye flight that me and my homegirl, Missy, took from JFK to Jamaica wasn't the problem...neither was the group of Guyanese headz wildin' out in the line before boarding the plane...I'll act a fool if I was hittin up a wedding in Jamaica, too

The problem was someone NOT watching the luggage they took from the baggage claim

Missy and I got to the airport at MoBay (that's Montego Bay for you non-traveling muh'fuckas), and everybody got their luggage safe and sound...

...except her

Horny, hungry, thirsty, tired and burning to take a shower, I waited with Missy for damn near 3 hours at the airport doing everything we could to look for her suitcase...I'm talkin' 'bout the suitcase with a pink panty string tied to the handle...how could you NOT notice that when you take a suitcase???

Between drinking overpriced soda and trading mouth-to-mouth backwash with Missy (freaky, but fun), I broke the cobwebs of boredom by asking headz in large groups if they were hittin' up Hedo after they stepped to the lobby from their plane

I ran into my homie QueeZe at the airport check-in for the shuttle to Hedo...he started posting in my Facebook group not too long before the trip...

...and he rolled DEEP with his crew from Atlanta

Never met the guy, so I played eeny, meeny, miny, moe between him and Dee Jay, another cat that flew with them who had the same complexion as him

I didn't pick QueeZe...

...I picked Dee Jay, and felt silly doing that in front of their crew

Me: Are you QueeZe?

Dee Jay: Naw, I'm not

Me: Ooooooh shit! My bad. (Looks around the crew). Oh, YOU must be QueeZe!

QueeZe: Yeeeeah, homie. I'm QueeZe. You think all light skinned niggaz look the same (laughs)

He recognized me from the group as "Wavy" and we kicked it for a while before they jetted to the shuttle

Him and his crew were part of Mocha Fest for the trip, and my crew was Stimulation Overload (Click HERE for details)

Meanwhile...

...I entertained myself by talkin' to any chick I thought were going to Hedo

Ya bwoy got the jump on 'em before the other guys from the resort

*sinister grin*

Life is chess, not checkers

I met a group of tenderonis from Atlanta...they were diggin' the kid, and I dug them...not the type to overcook my welcome, I shot the shit with them for a few odd minutes and kept it movin'

Doing shit like that kept me busy

Fast forward from my makeshift meet and greet at the lobby, Missy finally found her luggage

And guess who had it?

The GUYANESE headz!!!

Missy from the jump had a feeling that they were too wild to realize they took the wrong suitcase...and she was right...then we waited for another 30 minutes...a few of them decided to take their sweet ass time to drop off the suitcase from the hotel

A ball of fury had pushed me to G-check two dudes from the Guyanese crew for taking too long to drop off the luggage

The airport complemented Missy with a drink and a beef patty for the wait...

...and I "got nothin' but face in ass" (old school phrase for nothing!)

The two hour shuttle from MoBay to the Hedonism II resort in Negril isn't bad...I love sight-seeing...why?

Because I get to see shit like this...

Fast forward again to the first night at Hedo...

...the after-party at the nude Jacuzzi at the resort

The resort was a ghost town...I saw nobody...everybody were either fuckin' in their rooms or chillin' in the nude Jacuzzi

Horny as hell, I went on the prowl...normally I'm laid-back, letting the fun cum to me...but a hard dick that's dry ain't a good look when you're on a sex resort

And lo behold...

...one of the shorties from ATL that I met at the airport just so happen to stroll by the disco around 2am, heading to the nude pool

We got it in...not once...but twice

We fucked on the grass area by the hammocks near the bathrooms, and later I nutted on her face in the Blow Job Cave

Funny thing is, playing with her publicly got me more pussy...everybody from that night forward knew about us...and that was unintentional

Some guy from Ireland even suggested to his wife that she suck me off

Crazy shit, ain't it?

Shorty from ATL said one of the main reasons why she played with me was on the strength of my approach...like I had sense...not some bum ass dude who thinks with his dick

You know, the type who acts like they get no pussy back home

Anyway, me and the chickawana took the show back to my room...I asked shorty if she was bi-sexual on the way there...she gave me a "kinda" type of answer

She was frontin'

I introduced shorty to my roommate (NOT Missy) and they got wild with it moments later...

...then it was my turn

She stayed just a few doors down from us with her roommate...I lost track of time...the sun beat us to the punch, and I walked shorty to her room

She wanted round 4 on the booze cruise to Rick's Cafe on the other side of Negril for her Mocha Fest crew to watch us fuck

I didn't make it...

...I was deadbeat tired

*** The moral of the story is ***

First impressions are everything

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun @ www.nahsunblaze.com

The Genius of the TV Show Empire

The executives at FOX NETWORK ran down the following check list before Premiering the New show "EMPIRE" tonight........ here's that check list...

1.) Black Men killing each other.... "check"
2.) Angry Black Woman going after a Black male "check"
3.) Educated, Successful Black Male with a White Woman "check"
4.) Display of Effeminized Black Males "check"
5.) Blacks committing crimes and going to prison "check"
6.) Two Bitter Black Women going after each other ....one being lightskin, the other brown skin.... "check"
7.) The Promotion of Ignorant ass Crack Baby Rap Music "check"

8.) Overweight Black Woman displaying her self hate by wearing a BLONDE WIG "check"

THIS SHOW IS GONNA BE A HIT !!!!! BRILLIANT

- Taken from John Tank Williams Facebook page

As a writer/author, I felt compelled to respond to the debate about Tank's sarcastic remark about the Fox Network show Empire that went on in the comment section

After viewing the comments in the thread, I’m gonna be impartial because I understand BOTH sides of the coin

Is Empire stereotypical? YES

Does the show exhibit what many consider the lowest, common behavior of Black people? YES

On the flip side, capitalism and media have no moral compass…they’re out to appease the bottom line; to make money…they’re not necessarily for the betterment of the people

Everything has an audience and fan base to satisfy whatever they crave

It just so happens that there’s NO balance when it comes to the representation of Blacks in mainstream America

You got shows and movies like Jackass where white folks act as if they lack common sense…

…but you also have movies that show whites in high regards whenever they make flicks about Egypt, the Bible, Science Fiction, etc.

The representation of whites is more diverse in that manner, and Black people don’t have the luxury to do whatever we want BECAUSE OF the lack of diversity

Boyz in the Hood is one of my favorite movies, and so is Boomerang, which has its share of drama as well as Black people placed in a professional setting

When I was growing up, I listened to NWA…and I also listened to Public Enemy to not only balance my listening enjoyment, but also because they were READILY AVAILABLE for public consumption

People usually eat what’s in front of them

Shows like Scandal, Empire, How to Get Away with Murder, etc. are very entertaining…

…and I don’t think those shows are necessarily the problem…on the surface, yes, but deep down, the issue is the lack of images that’ll show Black people in a different light to negate whatever people may feel is negative

If we want better, we gotta demand better and support the alternative, because it's more than entertainment when the world judges you based on the excess of a stereotype

I mean…

…do we really need Empire when we already have Power?

*shrugs*

On another note, it’s the parents and the so-called community’s job to teach the youth, and each other, the true history of where they came from BEYOND the Trans-Atlantic slave trade so anything what we may perceive as negative wouldn’t affect us

Maybe Black Americans should spark a YouTube revolution and produce our own shows and collectively blast them on social media like they do Empire, but then again, we live in an era where people are more reactive (talking and criticizing) than proactive (doing and supporting)

If you wanna see something other than slave movies, the hood, the helpless negro, shallow comedy, the hyper-sexed, etc, then show love to movies that are the opposite of what you dislike seeing in the mainstream

Hollywood is only giving you what you wanna see based on numbers

Don’t hate the player, hate the game

Anyway…

…the keyword in this discussion should be BALANCE

Aight…

…Carry on

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

P.S.

A lot of people say Black people shouldn't bug out about how they're portrayed on TV and it's "just entertainment"...

...that might be true, but suggestive language is powerful

Why you think companies pay a lot of money to run ads during the Super Bowl?

Let's not forget that Cubans didn't like how they were portrayed in Scarface, Italians told Jersey Shore not to display the flag of Italy on the show, and Arabs were tired of Hollywood portraying them as terrorists in movies

Every nationality are aware of how society perceives them on the strength of how the media broadcast them to the world

Peace

Get the Fuck Off Your Phone!!!

Happy New Year, grasshoppers?

My New Years Eve was wack...went to some bullshit club in Harlem...won't say the name of the spot because it's not the club or the promoters fault

In fact, the atmosphere was great...

...the females were just hella corny



Ladies...

...get off the damn phone when you're @ the club...I don't understand that shit...for real, for real

What's the point of clubbin when you wanna play the wall and look cute, or sit down and look @ a screen all dang-on night?

The ONLY time I glance @ my phone is when:

A) I'm checking for messages to meet up with someone @ the spot

B) I'm taking pictures

Other than that, I didn't pay 20 bucks or better to eye fuck my phone

And another thing...

Some of the chicks @ the joint had boyfriends, some of them didn't wanna dance with dudes, some sat @ tables with screwfaces, and 

others only wanted dudes to buy them and their homegirls drinks

Ugh!

Hangin out with my dudes was the jewel of the night when midnight struck to bring in the New Year, but I wanted to dance with tenderonis as well

I mean...

...isn't THIS what the club is for?

That's why I hit up grown and sexy events where women wanna dance...35 and over jawns...the 60s and 70s babies know how to party

Real talk

I should've went to Avalon (formerly known as Tabu) in Long Island to two-step with the grown folks

That was my originally plan, but hey, you live and you learn

Aight, ya'll

I see you when I see you

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

12 Days of X-Mas Sale

*** Special Announcement ***

I'm in the holiday spirit...

...and decided to price eBooks in the THICK series for .99 cents for 12 Days

Sale ENDS December 26th

(See Comment below for Nook/Kindle links)

* Thick When the Chances are Slim

Kindle ---> http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NIDWOS2

Nook ---> http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/thick-when-the-chances-are-slim-nahsun/1120421425?ean=2940150716698


* Thick in the Nick of Time


Kindle ---> http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NUPAIKE

Nook ---> http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/thick-in-the-nick-of-time-nahsun/1120555102?ean=2940150576919


* In The Thick of Things


Kindle ---> http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NN50QLM

Nook ---> http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-the-thick-of-things-nahsun/1120481436?ean=2940150547834

Peace

Nah'Sun @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Slyce Book Club Interrogates Nah'Sun

Slyce Book Club Interrogates Nah'Sun

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

The interview below was conducted in the Slyce Book Club Facebook group (CLICK HERE to join), and I decided to re-post it here

Enjoy

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WHAT TYPE OF BOOKS DO YOU WRITE?

I can write anything I put my mind into, but my bread and butter as of now is the THICK series which is drama/erotic with a mixture of comedy

YOU'VE WRITTEN A BOOK ENTITLED "THICK". WHAT IS THAT BOOK ABOUT?

THICK is a book series detailing the ups and downs of full figured women based on my personal experiences dating and befriending them, as well as their own personal accounts of how society view them, and how they view themselves

YOU'VE WRITTEN A BOOK ENTITLED "THICK". WHAT IS THAT BOOK ABOUT?

THICK is a book series detailing the ups and downs of full figured women based on my personal experiences dating and befriending them, as well as their own personal accounts of how society view them, and how they view themselves

WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR PUBLISHING COMPANY?

Creative Souls Multimedia

WHAT STEPS ARE YOU TAKING TO BUILD YOUR BRAND?

resenting a winning image of success whether it's on the internet or how I carry myself in public

People buy into the person before the product

WHAT DOES THE TERM "MAKING A BRAND" MEAN TO YOU

It means associating your name and product with success and fortune that people would want to identify with

HOW IMPORTANT ARE REVIEWS?

They're not important to me because I rarely get them...LOL

WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO BECOME AN AUTHOR?

I won money in a writing contest, and ever since then Frankenstein was created

For passion because the profit comes when the reader can FEEL what you're writing from the heart

DO YOU WRITE FOR THE PROFIT OR THE PASSION?

For passion because the profit comes when the reader can FEEL what you write from the heart

IS THERE ANYTHING COOKING IN THE LAB FOR AUTHOR

I'm currently working on Part 4 of the THICK series entitled Thick and Thin

I'm challenging myself to write 400 pages in 6 months

Never done that before

WHAT INSPIRED YOUR PLOT?

The plot of all my books are based on concepts to either trick the reader by writing unpredictable scenes or to enlighten them between the sex and drama with socio-political issues like boycotting Chinese takeout joints for not hiring Blacks

HOW IMPORTANT ARE INTERVIEWS?

Interviews are important to sharpen the words that you give out to the public

IF YOU COULD CHOOSE THREE AUTHORS TO WORK WITH WHO WOULD IT BE?

Good question

Me...Myself...and I

WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU OFFER TO THOSE ASPIRING TO BECOME AUTHORS!

Great sex makes you write better

WHERE CAN OUR VIEWERS PURCHASE YOUR BOOKS?

The viewers can publish all my work at www.nahsunblaze.com

The Kindle/Nook information is on the site also

IS YOUR BOOK ON E-BOOK AND/OR PAPERBACK?

The THICK series are in both formats

eBooks are the devil until they make me money

http://www.nahsunblaze.com/nookandkindle.htm

Rumble on Porn Set

Maxx Blacc

VS

Mark Anthony

What's woody wood grasshoppers?

Ayo...

...I got two questions to ask

1) Why these boneheaded negroes tryna fight in the midst of fine ass women on the set?

and

2) Why is Devlin Weed's hand in Maxx Blacc's pants near the end of the clip?

The scene got ruined because of the nigga shit, which means money was lost

In the immortal words of Kermit the Frog...

Peep the clip below

Click here to watch from your phone without the caption



Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Pastor Tells Women to Strip on the Beach to Get Husbands

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

I could've sworn I seen this photo from somewhere

Anyway, if this is true...

...this man is the biggest pimp on the planet

Freak Freak, ya'll

And it don't stop

Peace and Afro Grease

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com