What's woody wood, grasshoppers?
I could've sworn I seen this photo from somewhere
Anyway, if this is true...
...this man is the biggest pimp on the planet
Freak Freak, ya'll
And it don't stop
Peace and Afro Grease
Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com
Now this is what I call dedication
You, too, can carve your name in wood or paint on rocks to leave behind...
...unless you don't want wifey or hubby to know that you went to Hedo with the side piece
#HedonismII
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Stylin' on 'em with the King Tut mask
Leave it to me to show off a lil' bit of Black history amidst the nakedness and freak show
Thirst vs Persistence
Persistance is when a chick is jerkin' me off in the nude pool, but doesn't wanna play @ THAT moment...
...but I convince shorty by suckin' her titties and sliding between her thighs anyway
THIRST is when shorty is giving me ZERO rhythm, and my dumb ass is still tryna holla
Right or Wrong?
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As a single male, I stay away from chicks in a couple...
...'cause getting to know them in order for me to fuck HER takes too much time and energy for ya bwoy
The man generally lets his woman play with a single guy on the LAST day on some departing gift type shit
True story
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Peace
Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com
There's ONE thing that can make or break your week on the resort:
The people you come with besides your group
Make sure you're TIGHT with your immediate crew because that one person can fuck up your whole week...
...and if you can't peace things up after a dispute, your vacation is gonna be a wash
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Peace
I wanna holla specifically to the NEW YORK chicks
You're @ Hedo...
...which means leave your defenses and your attitudes in the boroughs
I seriously had to tell this one sista, "Relax, ma...we're NOT in New York anymore"
They're the main ones who wanna get boo'ed up and make a nigga work for the pussy, too
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Between the fuckin' and eating...
...sit in the shade on the nude beach and get ya read on for a mental orgasm
It's not a big girl book unless I wrote it
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This one is specifically for the fellas
Only a fool would go hard on the resort
Pussy would literally fall on your lap if you're laid back instead of coming across like you're looking for something just because you're @ Hedo
Everybody are watching you when you think they're not
Real talk, my negus
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Peace
Party with white folks on the nude side during the daytime...
...they know how to turn up, especially when the Hedo hosts have games for headz to play
Black people are too busy sight-seeing during the day
The night is when the Negus run shit 'cause the DJs cater to the "urban" crowd
Peace
If you wanna have an idea of who's on the resort to play, or just there to relax...
...hit up the nude side @ 2am after the disco
That's prime time for freaky shit that goes down
Real talk
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