The Slim Guy Who Loves Big Girls: January 2014

Friday, January 31, 2014

Loaded Lux vs Murda Mook...THE REMATCH!!!

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Ayo, I'm got plans to interview adult entertainers in the near future...the king is gonna change a few things for the year dime and 4 pennies...just sit back, relax and watch me work

Aight...not for nothin', I really don't wanna see this battle...I'm talking about the rematch between Loaded Lux and Murda Mook...been there, done that

Mook is trash, and I want Lux to battle someone else...maybe Eminem or somebody...but hey, Paul Rosenberg (Eminem's manager) is cutting checks...so I can't hate on the decision

All I gotta say is that Lux is gonna cremate Mook and smoke his ashes

Mook's last battle against Iron Solomon at URL's Summer Madness 2 event was a snooze fest even though he won...I won't even bother putting up the link for that joint...I'll do you a favor and save you some time to blow your nose or something

And Lux?

Well...just Google him...the man is amazing

Rap group Slaughterhouse is hosting the battle between Mook and Lux...they're signed to Eminem's record label if you've been living under a rock...and if you don't know who Eminem is, he's some rapper guy who sold millions of records

I heard he's pretty good

Click here for more details on the battle

Aight, ya'll...I'm out...I'm gonna leave you a clip of the Mook vs Lux battle that happened about 10 years and some change ago...enjoy

Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Click here to check out the first battle between Murda Mook and Loaded Lux from your phone

Monday, January 27, 2014

Loaded Lux vs Hollow Da Don High Stakes RECAP!!!

Loaded Lux vs Hollow Da Don

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers?

Ayo, I just witnessed the greatest battle rap event of all-time between Harlem’s Loaded Lux and Queens’s Hollow Da Don. Rap battle league Ultimate Warrior threw the monumental event (High Stakes) yesterday in Elizabeth, New Jersey. Internet personality Jack Thriller hosted the battle, and even though his interviews on ThisIs50.com are funny as hell, he fuckin’ annoyed the shit outta me at times during the battle

Anyway…

Headz had to order the 4 match battle event on Pay Per View from Ustream for 30 bucks…I didn’t pay for it, but I put that shit on lay-a-way by tellin’ my dude I was gonna pay him 10 bucks the next time I see him...he had the computer, I didn’t; I was home while he was laying at home a couple miles away with the wife

I was good with him just calling me every now and then for updates…I chipped in for the love of the battle rap culture even though I didn’t witness the event first hand…I shot myself in the foot by telling my man I was gonna give him 10 bucks for the battle after someone had uploaded the bootleg version of the event right after the joint had ended

Lucky me

Last year Loaded Lux waltzed to the stage as a preacher with his crew carrying a casket before his battle with Detroit’s Calicoe…

…yesterday he rolled through the joint as a member of the Black Panthers

That’s when I knew shit was gonna be real

Quick recap:

Lux’s rhymed first…his first round was stupid (stupid meaning “good” for the ebonically challenged)…the punchlines connected like crazy and he got the crowd going

Next up was Hollow…he roasted Lux about rockin’ “Eddie Murphy pants” and an “Hell's Angels jacket”…funny shit, and he came with more jokes…but I got Lux in that round

Round 2, Lux did his thing, but Hollow took the round even though he briefly got booed toward the end…I still got Hollow taking the 2nd...Hollow didn’t beat Lux rhyme for rhyme, he just outclassed Lux with charisma and wit

The 3rd round Lux took it home…he got personal with Hollow about his drug addiction to lean (cough syrup mixed with Sprite for the ebonically challenged) and impressed me with his punchlines that hit hard even though he also got booed briefly after kickin’ knowledge about Black Panther Party members Fred Hampton and Bobby Hutton…Hollow also got crazy in this round, and even brought out Calicoe’s father, BMF (Black Mafia Family) member Black Face, to the center of the stage

To make a long story short, Lux dissed Black Face during the battle with Calicoe two years ago on the Ultimate Rap League’s Summer Madness 2 event

Click here to watch, or keep reading if you already know the story

And Black Face proved Lux right last night…

…he is a lost nigga

Bringing out Black Face would’ve been more gangster if Black Face would’ve walked up calmly to Lux face-to-face with his arms folded and said, “Say that lost nigga shit now, nigga” with a MEAN stare down for a good 10 seconds before calmly walking off like a true O.G.

Instead, I saw this cat who gotta be over 40-years-old fake wild out on stage like he was gonna do something

Nice try, but no cigar

I got Lux winning that round by a hair of my beard

Overall thoughts

I got Loaded Lux winning the 1st round and the 3rd round…Hollow Da Don got the 2nd round…I felt Hollow rhymed stronger and outclassed Lux in the 2nd

Lux had more quotables in his first round than Hollow's whole battle, real talk

This battle is about preference. If you love technical rhymes and substance that make you think, you might pick Lux. If you want something simple with jokes and sarcasm, Hollow is your guy

The battle can go either way….I’m a supporter of both of these guys…I just favor Lux more…Hollow is cool, but Lux’s style is more my speed…I’m not gonna lie, tho…

…Hollow impressed the shit outta me throughout the battle…DAMN!!!

I wasn’t expecting that from the da don dininon

This battle was a classic example of a great back and forth between two great eMCees

Anybody who thinks Hollow won gets no hate from me…it’s not that serious…the battle was basically about preference and the clash of styles, and can pretty much go either way depending on what you like…but one thing’s for sure and two thing’s for certain…

…the battle was worth paying the 30 bucks

One up for Hip-Hop

Peace

Nah’Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Click here to watch the battle from your phone

Friday, January 24, 2014

Bow Wow Gets Fired Over Child Support Payments

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Shouldn't Bow Wow have known that companies can track what you spend on the credit card they give you?

Anyway, click here to read the story about Bow Weezy (allegedly) getting the boot by BET...I didn't know this cat had a child...I feel left behind...LOL

Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Football Player Goes Ape Shit

What's woody wood, grasshoppers?

Click here or peep the clip below to find out why Richard Sherman of the Seattle Seahawks is currently my favorite football player

You know the media is gonna paint him as some outrageous and unruly athlete, but there's nothing wrong with showing passion when you make a big play at the end of the game that allows your team to advance to the Super Bowl

He's human, not a fuckin' robot

Check out the Compton native below doing his thing...and by the way, Sherman is a Stanford graduate who pursued his Masters degree...he's far from an ignorant negro

Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Monday, January 13, 2014

The Hate That's Passed Down

Peace

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Friday, January 10, 2014

50 Cent Associate Killed

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers?

I know I’m mad late on this story, but fuck it, even when I’m late I’m STILL on time

Rest In Peace to Mazaradi Fox of G Unit and the DumOut crew (Shout out to Westside Merrick in Queens)

The homie got shot last week in Queens in St Albans of all places…for those of you who aren’t from New York City, the St Albans section of Queens isn’t that bad of a neighborhood…I mean, you can catch it bad in some pockets of that ‘hood, but overall, it’s a nice middle class area

It’s funny how the media was quick to point out that Mazi was a 42 year old rapper…the news is famous for throwing subliminal shots and sneak disses…real talk

The shooting was a drive-by…police say someone shot him out of revenge from a shooting that occurred years ago…whatever the case, it’s crazy how I immediately guessed that the G-Unit associate was Mazi before I read the story

Mazi’s music isn't my cup of henny, but his interviews are hilarious

Click here to see an interview of Mazi from your phone

Speaking of G-Unit, former associate Bang Em Smurf had some harsh words for the dead…Bang Em Smurf and G-Unit have beef stemming from a dispute with former homeboy 50 Cent after the release of the Fiddy’s Get Rich or Die Tryin’ album…I don’t feel like getting into the drama…Google is your best friend

The tweet from Smurf is harsh, but you know what they say…

…all is far in love and war

The streets got no love

jet @jet1234567
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@BangemSmurf_FDW no rip for mazi???

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Anyway, I’m out…I’m gonna leave you with a video of my favorite Mazaradi Fox joint called Transporter

Let’s keep the peace, ya’ll

Nah'Sun the Great @ www.nahsunblaze.com

Click here to read the whole story about the Mazaradi Fox shooting

Click here to listen to Transporter from your phone

Thursday, January 9, 2014

D Wade's Mistress Puts Him on Blast

What’s woody wood, grasshoppers?

Sandrina Schultz (shown above) aka D Wade’s soda on the side (allegedly) had put the homie on blast in a letter she addressed to Gabrielle Union, D Wade’s fiancée

To all the fellas out there, shit, the ladies also…

…if you’re gonna sleep around on your mate, make sure your side piece has SOMETHING to lose

A person with nothin' to lose will do anything to fuck your shit up…they have no discretion…they don’t have a problem with putting your shit on blast for the sake of 5 minutes of fame like myself and other bloggers are giving them

A chick with nothin’ to lose is the type of broad that’ll get you either in a hotel room, or her house, and have a buncha dudes in the closet or outside waiting to rob you clean with shotguns while your ass is naked and defenseless

Holla at someone who wanna keep their dirt as low as you wanna have yours…simple as that

I swear, man…Scandal got these side chicks gassed…I can’t hate the game, tho…it is what it is

Anyway, peep the letter that shorty had served Gabby Gab below:

“So its only right i put Dwayne Wade on blast. First and foremost i’d like to thank ***** Wade, his cousin for booking my numerous of flights. Ohh yea, hi Ms. Union. Good too see you stuck around and have a few more pieces of clothing inside of his house. The kitchen looks great by the way. I love the new counter tops. I would also like to thank Rich, the chef for his amazing breakfast. His cookies are the best. And last but not least I’d like to thank Dwayne for always making me feel comfortable on your side of the bed. Hiding pictures in your drawer. You know the night stand next to your side of the bed, the one with the two drawers. Think the picture is the one with you and Sanaa Lathan in it. Also Gabrielle you are a little to old to be making Valentines day Photo albums. Leave that to the young girls your man cheats on you with. Dont believe me, i took a picture of the picture. FYI your man likes fat asses you might need to get you one. Last but not least. I will send you a picture of the bags your man left in the hotel room i f*cked him in. lol”